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Why God?

Started by Tank, September 04, 2011, 10:37:08 AM

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billy rubin

i love plantains.

i keep em until theyre black and the fruit flies are wondering whats so nice in the kitchen. bread em with the same batter i use for fried bananas except no sugar. deep fry.

i dunno what to do with green plantains. i should experiment more


more people have been to berlin than i have

Magdalena

Quote from: billy rubin on March 01, 2022, 07:37:25 PM
i love plantains.

i keep em until theyre black and the fruit flies are wondering whats so nice in the kitchen. bread em with the same batter i use for fried bananas except no sugar. deep fry.

i dunno what to do with green plantains. i should experiment more

:oooh-me!:
I can help with that!

I love them too!
Here you go, Kevin. With love, from me to you.
:hug2:
https://eng.cocinamerica.com/recipes/salvadorean-empanadas/

"I've had several "spiritual" or numinous experiences over the years, but never felt that they were the product of anything but the workings of my own mind in reaction to the universe." ~Recusant

billy rubin

ive never heard of doing them that way

but ive never been to el salvador.

i shallinvestigate


more people have been to berlin than i have

Papasito Bruno

Quote from: hermes2015 on March 01, 2022, 04:31:59 PM
Quote from: Papasito Bruno on March 01, 2022, 01:51:45 PM
Quote from: hermes2015 on March 01, 2022, 07:05:19 AM


A soldier shows us how it's done.



That's a Marine ;D


Hermes,

I was at my desk here in the office yesterday morning when I first saw your video of the Marine demonstrating how to properly consume a banana, and I kid you not I was actually eating a banana myself when I saw this!

I started to laugh out load, and then I began to choke on the banana I was eating, and it took me about 30 seconds or longer to clear my throat.

I got up and went into our kitchen to get a drink a water, and as I walking out one of my co-workers asked me what was so funny. He said he heard my outburst, and said it must of been really funny!

I had to lie, and I said, "Oh, my wife sent me a funny text which caught me off-guard". He then asks, "what she say"?
I'm like, "Oh it was kind of personal, I don't think you would get it"
(I don't think he would have found the Marine video funny, plus he's one of the Associate Partners soooo noooo wasn't going to show him)

Anyway thank you for the laugh that was perfect ;D

Quote from: Magdalena on March 01, 2022, 05:31:28 PM
I was thinking...
Could we move this whole "longanimous banana" conversation, here:
Topic: Re: Why God? Troll post.
:grin:
Please.

Yes, I agree that this is a great location to have the "Longanimous Banana" conversation. In fact I was thinking instead of a Flying Spaghetti Monster God, we here at HAF could invent/discover our own diety.

Introducing the "Church of the Divine Longanimous Banana". 

We could have multiple gods, like banana gods, plantain gods, maybe even a cucumber goddess?

I would even be willing to don my priestly vestments again, and become Father of the Longanimous Banana!!

:far out:
"Most people would rather be boring than be bored." <br />― Mokokoma Mokhonoana

hermes2015

Quote from: Papasito Bruno on March 02, 2022, 03:56:12 PM
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Anyway thank you for the laugh that was perfect ;D
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:thumbsup:
"Who is to say that pleasure is useless?"
― Charles Eames

Gnostic Christian Bishop

Quote from: Tank on September 04, 2011, 10:37:08 AMWhy God?

The majority of the human population appear to profess a belief in a God or Gods. Why is this? What is the root of God in the human psyche?



There are two main factors for having te highest possible God.

One is what they are calling the Princess Alice experiment and the other is our material dualism thinking. Mind/body or body/soul or body spirit thinking.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aWx_uVDh4Cw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0IqYHiejTVM

When born, our DNA tells us, correctly, that we are the fittest of our genetic line.

That if you can see our material dualism working, will also have us think we are the fittest God.

Regards
DL