Favorite Quotes

[Ecurb Noselrub]

Raps 247:
I've come here to chew bubble gum, and educate you sexist, prejudice pricks. And I'm all out of bubble gum!

I don't know what this means. I'm sorry.

Wait.
Is this something Jesus said?

Apparently it is a quote from Raps 2:47.

[Magdalena]

Here's another one:





Does this mean that god is evil-ier than the devil? Which I find...disturbing.
Or ...
That god, despite showing us how insignificant we are to him over and over again, ( documented in the bible), his, "love" for us...will miraculously appear, and protect us from the devil...just like that...after being absent for 2022 years?

And, "joined" doesn't mean god automatically accepted you in the club to fight the devil...Does it?

Asmo, help me here.

[Magdalena]

Raps 247:
I've come here to chew bubble gum, and educate you sexist, prejudice pricks. And I'm all out of bubble gum!

I don't know what this means. I'm sorry.

Wait.
Is this something Jesus said?

Apparently it is a quote from Raps 2:47.

You guys are funny.

I'm glad to be here, with the white and the gray.

[No one]

Well my dear raps, you came to chew bubble gum, and educate misogynistic, bigoted asshats, but you don't have any bubble gum left, the only thing to do now is drop a world of knowledge on the willfully ignorant cro magnons.

[Magdalena]

Well my dear raps, you came to chew bubble gum, and educate misogynistic, bigoted asshats, but you don't have any bubble gum left, the only thing to do now is drop a world of knowledge on the willfully ignorant cro magnons.

The misogynistic, bigoted asshats,... the willfully ignorant cro magnons.

All I see is decent men.

[No one]

I was referring to the scumbags who often infuriate you young lady.

I am far from decent.

But I sincerely appreciate your vote of confidence.

[Magdalena]

I was referring to the scumbags who often infuriate you young lady.

...

Ah.
Well...

 

[Asmodean]

Asmo, help me here.

Joined here obviously refers to a... Thumb, let us call it, of one person, being medically stuck up God's sphincter.

If you make the Devil laugh, suddenly he's much less scary. And if anything would...

There. Prayer answered. Now, to Luxembourg!

[Tank]

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"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not yelling and screaming like the passengers in his car."

Bob Monkhouse

~and~

"Too fucking busy. And vice versa."

Dorothy Parker, in response to nagging by her publisher to produce more work while on her honeymoon.

It's no joke! My wife's maternal grandfather was a London bus driver and he died of a heart attack while driving his bus. Nobody was hurt they recon he realised what was happening because the bus braked and rolled to a halt finally stopping when it hit a lamp post. He took out the electricity to Lewisham and made the papers next day and not just in the obituaries.

[Magdalena]

Asmo, help me here.

Joined here obviously refers to a... Thumb, let us call it, of one person, being medically stuck up God's sphincter.

...

Assuming, of course, that the omnipotent has one of those.

[Dark Lightning]

If the xtian god does exist, he's all asshole.

[No one]

Why is it assumed that the almighty creator has a tallywhacker?

[Dark Lightning]

Why is it assumed that the almighty creator has a tallywhacker?

Because guys wrote the book. It wouldn't possible for those guys living in that era to conceive of their deity being a woman. 

[Magdalena]

Why is it assumed that the almighty creator has a tallywhacker?

And more important, if he does, what does he use it for?
Does god urinate or procreate with it?


Is it a sin to think/ask about this stuff?

Ezekiel 8:2
"I looked, and I saw a figure like that of a man.[a] From what appeared to be his waist down he was like fire..."

--Hot stuff.
Maybe that is where rain, hail, and lightning come from?
 

[Icarus]

"Christians are more susceptible to conspiracy theories because they have been groomed to accept ideas without evidence."  Anonymous