Punishing puns! and spoonerisms and malapropisms etc.

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Tank

#165
February 26, 2016, 08:22:38 AM
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Tank

#166
February 27, 2016, 08:35:49 PM
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

dunamandros

#167
February 28, 2016, 05:20:37 AM
Quote from: Tank on January 23, 2016, 11:57:00 AM
The Duracell bunny has been arrested. He's charged with battery.
It's a case of mistaken identity since the bunny is from Energizer. You'll see, the charge won't last long.

Tom62

#168
March 01, 2016, 04:26:33 PM
The universe never did make sense; I suspect it was built on government contract.
Robert A. Heinlein

Guardian85

#169
March 01, 2016, 07:02:06 PM
When she told me I was average, she was just being mean.


"If scientist means 'not the dumbest motherfucker in the room,' I guess I'm a scientist, then."
-Unknown Smartass-

Davin

#170
March 02, 2016, 02:05:56 PM
Coffee enemas wake your ass up.
Always question all authorities because the authority you don't question is the most dangerous... except me, never question me.

Tank

#171
March 06, 2016, 06:49:36 AM
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Tank

#172
March 06, 2016, 04:16:02 PM
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Biggus Dickus

#173
March 06, 2016, 07:09:08 PM
In case you are thinking of becoming a new dog owner it is wise to remember that most dogs "Can't Handle their Licker".
"Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair."

Guardian85

#174
March 06, 2016, 08:42:11 PM
The experienced carpenter really nailed it, but the new guy screwed everything up.


"If scientist means 'not the dumbest motherfucker in the room,' I guess I'm a scientist, then."
-Unknown Smartass-

Tank

#175
March 14, 2016, 01:05:56 PM
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Biggus Dickus

#176
March 14, 2016, 02:32:40 PM
Quote from: Tank on March 14, 2016, 01:05:56 PM


You should be banned for that Tank.
"Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair."

Magdalena

#177
March 14, 2016, 05:32:45 PM
Bruno, today is
Monday, March 14
Pi Day 2016






"I've had several "spiritual" or numinous experiences over the years, but never felt that they were the product of anything but the workings of my own mind in reaction to the universe." ~Recusant

Biggus Dickus

#178
March 14, 2016, 07:27:50 PM
Quote from: Magdalena on March 14, 2016, 05:32:45 PM
Bruno, today is
Monday, March 14
Pi Day 2016







I'm aware of that Maggie  ;D, but that doesn't change the fact that Tanks "Chicken-Pot-Pi" wasn't worth getting banned for, your's are probably worse.

I ban both of you.
"Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair."

Claireliontamer

#179
March 14, 2016, 07:55:19 PM
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