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Started by no_god_know_peace, November 10, 2011, 12:46:34 AM

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Icarus

#4800
May 23, 2023, 08:32:50 PM
Trump and Obama are in the same barbershop. After shaving Trump the barber asks him if he would like some aftershave lotion. Trump says; No my wife would say that I smell like a cheap whorehouse.

Obama said; My wife does not know what a whorehouse smells like.

The Magic Pudding.

#4802
May 27, 2023, 09:36:27 AM
Is it time we tried to attract an even grumpier lump?

Tank

#4803
May 27, 2023, 09:58:05 AM
:rofl:
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

MarcusA

#4804
May 28, 2023, 01:43:16 AM
To be born or not to be born is not a question of if but a questioning of life. I was born to die. Others live to die.
Only from the heart can you touch the sky. - Rumi

'Scuse me, while I kiss the sky. - Jimi Hendrix

The Magic Pudding.

#4805
May 31, 2023, 10:46:36 AM
Maybe sentience is a consideration but cats use theirs for evil; I'm going to squash the cat.

MarcusA

#4806
May 31, 2023, 10:34:44 PM
Quote from: The Magic Pudding. on May 31, 2023, 10:46:36 AMMaybe sentience is a consideration but cats use theirs for evil; I'm going to squash the cat.



Plus, you can eat the lobsters afterwards.
Only from the heart can you touch the sky. - Rumi

'Scuse me, while I kiss the sky. - Jimi Hendrix

MarcusA

#4807
May 31, 2023, 11:31:30 PM
Life is rich, and then you die feeling poorly.
Only from the heart can you touch the sky. - Rumi

'Scuse me, while I kiss the sky. - Jimi Hendrix

Tank

#4810
June 02, 2023, 09:01:50 PM
:rofl:
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.
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