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Re: Ken Ham and his Big Ass Ark!

Started by Davin, December 15, 2014, 03:37:42 PM

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Davin

December 15, 2014, 03:37:42 PM
...with all those animals pooping and peeing.
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Asmodean

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December 15, 2014, 06:08:10 PM
...And eating each other and the unfortunate minders.
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Guardian85

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December 15, 2014, 06:56:22 PM
...and no radio to send a "mayday" call when it all goes tits up.


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OldGit

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December 15, 2014, 07:41:23 PM
It's worse than just two animals: he had to take seven of all the kosher animals and of all birds; two of other species.

Quote from: Genesis 7 i to iiiThen the LORD said to Noah, "Enter the ark, you and all your household, for you alone I have seen to be righteous before Me in this time. "You shall take with you of every clean animal by sevens, a male and his female; and of the animals that are not clean two, a male and his female; also of the birds of the sky, by sevens, male and female, to keep offspring alive on the face of all the earth.?

Seven pairs?  That ark must have seriously big.
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