Creative Insults

[OldGit]

He had an arsehole transplant, but the arsehole rejected him.

When he was circumcised, they threw away the wrong bit.

[DeterminedJuliet]

"You've got a face like a half-chewed caramel."

Calling someone "stunned" (stupid) is also popular around Newfoundland. "Stunned as me arse" is a popular exclamation.

[Asmodean]

When he was circumcised, they threw away the wrong bit.

What? The scalpel? I didn't get this one...  ??? Where be the insult?

[OldGit]

Doh!  They threw the baby away and kept the foreskin.

[Asmodean]

Makes sense if they be jews, I suppose. Skinning babies is apparently vastly important to them... Has to be some silly superstitious reason behind that that involves eating a foreskin salad on sabbath... There was also something about an ass full of pits, but I've heard that from House. Still, likely related.

Maybe the foreskin salad is good for getting rid of the pits in one's bottom if consumed on a sunday..? Yes, that must be it.