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Started by Ali, July 07, 2012, 04:23:48 PM

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DeterminedJuliet

#15
July 07, 2012, 08:18:31 PM
Quote from: Asmodean on July 07, 2012, 08:16:40 PM
Quote from: DeterminedJuliet on July 07, 2012, 07:49:31 PM
50! Why, 50 is the new 40, which everyone knows is the new 30! And 30 is indistinguishable from 20 these days. Sure, you're practically a newborn!
Yeah... Right...

True, it's all downhill from 20, but with every following round digit, the slope gets steeper exponentially

Shhhhhh. I have a round digit birthday in the not-too distant future.
"We've thought of life by analogy with a journey, with pilgrimage which had a serious purpose at the end, and the THING was to get to that end; success, or whatever it is, or maybe heaven after you're dead. But, we missed the point the whole way along; It was a musical thing and you were supposed to sing, or dance, while the music was being played.

OldGit

#16
July 07, 2012, 08:22:35 PM
I dunno, you young sprogs of 50, you think you're old ...

Sweetdeath

#17
July 07, 2012, 08:24:11 PM
On my way to work and saw this thread.

Happy birthday!! ^__^
Eat lots of cake and have lots of laughs.

Law 35- "You got to go with what works." - Robin Lefler

Wiggum:"You have that much faith in me, Homer?"
Homer:"No! Faith is what you have in things that don't exist. Your awesomeness is real."

"I was thinking that perhaps this thing called God does not exist. Because He cannot save any one of us. No matter how we pray, He doesn't mend our wounds.

Ali

#18
July 07, 2012, 11:31:32 PM
Quote from: Asmodean on July 07, 2012, 08:16:40 PM

True, it's all downhill from 20, but with every following round digit, the slope gets steeper exponentially

Which slope?  Honestly, I would say that I am better in pretty much every way (including physically, in better shape) at (almost) 32 than I was at 22.  At 22 there was no way I could have run 6.5 mph for an hour straight; I was a pack a day+ smoker!!!  And just in general, I would say I am more confident, smarter, more accomplished, and in general just happier than I was at 22.  So which hill is it that I am supposedly rolling down exponentially fast?

Asmodean

#19
July 07, 2012, 11:48:19 PM
Quote from: Ali on July 07, 2012, 11:31:32 PM
Which slope?
The creaky-leaky slope of gerascophobic misery.

QuoteHonestly, I would say that I am better in pretty much every way (including physically, in better shape) at (almost) 32 than I was at 22.  At 22 there was no way I could have run 6.5 mph for an hour straight; I was a pack a day+ smoker!!!  And just in general, I would say I am more confident, smarter, more accomplished, and in general just happier than I was at 22.  So which hill is it that I am supposedly rolling down exponentially fast?
A hill made of failed aspirations, shattered dreams, forgotten hopes, lost friends, past mistakes, closeted skeletons and so on.
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on July 25, 2013, 08:18:52 PM
In Asmo's grey lump,
wrath and dark clouds gather force.
Luxembourg trembles.

Ali

#20
July 07, 2012, 11:59:45 PM
Quote from: Asmodean on July 07, 2012, 11:48:19 PM
Quote from: Ali on July 07, 2012, 11:31:32 PM
Which slope?
The creaky-leaky slope of gerascophobic misery.

QuoteHonestly, I would say that I am better in pretty much every way (including physically, in better shape) at (almost) 32 than I was at 22.  At 22 there was no way I could have run 6.5 mph for an hour straight; I was a pack a day+ smoker!!!  And just in general, I would say I am more confident, smarter, more accomplished, and in general just happier than I was at 22.  So which hill is it that I am supposedly rolling down exponentially fast?
A hill made of failed aspirations, shattered dreams, forgotten hopes, lost friends, past mistakes, closeted skeletons and so on.

My my.  Thank goodness my age induced dementia has made me forget all of those forgotten hopes and shattered dreams....sounds like it would be just awful if I could only remember it.   ;D

Asmodean

#21
July 08, 2012, 12:34:38 AM
Yes, well... Good memory is a double-edged blade.
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on July 25, 2013, 08:18:52 PM
In Asmo's grey lump,
wrath and dark clouds gather force.
Luxembourg trembles.

DeterminedJuliet

#22
July 08, 2012, 01:21:20 AM
Quote from: Asmodean on July 07, 2012, 11:48:19 PM
A hill made of failed aspirations, shattered dreams, forgotten hopes, lost friends, past mistakes, closeted skeletons and so on.

Oh dear, I don't think I like this hill. Where are the brakes? Is there a carousel I can get on instead?
"We've thought of life by analogy with a journey, with pilgrimage which had a serious purpose at the end, and the THING was to get to that end; success, or whatever it is, or maybe heaven after you're dead. But, we missed the point the whole way along; It was a musical thing and you were supposed to sing, or dance, while the music was being played.

Buddy

#23
July 08, 2012, 01:29:30 AM
Is this good enough?

Strange but not a stranger<br /><br />I love my car more than I love most people.

DeterminedJuliet

#24
July 08, 2012, 01:42:49 AM
Yes
"We've thought of life by analogy with a journey, with pilgrimage which had a serious purpose at the end, and the THING was to get to that end; success, or whatever it is, or maybe heaven after you're dead. But, we missed the point the whole way along; It was a musical thing and you were supposed to sing, or dance, while the music was being played.

The Magic Pudding

#25
July 08, 2012, 03:15:51 AM
Quote from: DeterminedJuliet on July 08, 2012, 01:21:20 AM
Oh dear, I don't think I like this hill. Where are the brakes? Is there a carousel I can get on instead?

No there isn't.  There are mind altering substances or the "I'm fitter than ever" delusion which I can't seem to get the hang of.  Carousel hmm, you could think of it as a circular thing but it's more like a downward spiral with people complaining about bad knees, backs, feet and other stuff I forget.

xSilverPhinx

#26
July 08, 2012, 03:22:35 AM
Quote from: The Magic Pudding on July 08, 2012, 03:15:51 AM
Quote from: DeterminedJuliet on July 08, 2012, 01:21:20 AM
Oh dear, I don't think I like this hill. Where are the brakes? Is there a carousel I can get on instead?

No there isn't.  There are mind altering substances or the "I'm fitter than ever" delusion which I can't seem to get the hang of.  Carousel hmm, you could think of it as a circular thing but it's more like a downward spiral with people complaining about bad knees, backs, feet and other stuff I forget.

Like bad memory? ;D
I am what survives if it's slain - Zack Hemsey

Asmodean

#27
July 08, 2012, 03:56:35 AM
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on July 08, 2012, 03:22:35 AM
Like bad memory? ;D
...Which on the positive side lets you forget about decreasing sex drive.
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on July 25, 2013, 08:18:52 PM
In Asmo's grey lump,
wrath and dark clouds gather force.
Luxembourg trembles.

The Magic Pudding

#28
July 08, 2012, 04:27:31 AM
Quote from: Asmodean on July 08, 2012, 03:56:35 AM
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on July 08, 2012, 03:22:35 AM
Like bad memory? ;D
...Which on the positive side lets you forget about decreasing sex drive.

Forgetting isn't as fun as it sounds though.  You have a misfortune, suffer mental anguish for a while and move on.  If your memory is crap you get to rediscover your misfortune over and over.

Sweetdeath

#29
July 08, 2012, 05:59:45 AM
Quote from: Asmodean on July 08, 2012, 03:56:35 AM
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on July 08, 2012, 03:22:35 AM
Like bad memory? ;D
...Which on the positive side lets you forget about decreasing sex drive.

I'm enjoying my sex now ;_; i don't want to stop having sex any time soon.
Law 35- "You got to go with what works." - Robin Lefler

Wiggum:"You have that much faith in me, Homer?"
Homer:"No! Faith is what you have in things that don't exist. Your awesomeness is real."

"I was thinking that perhaps this thing called God does not exist. Because He cannot save any one of us. No matter how we pray, He doesn't mend our wounds.
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