damn fucking gum

[MommaSquid]

Excessive amounts of sugar-free sweeteners, such as xylitol, can cause diarrhea.  

Chew with caution.

[MysticalChicken]

I only chew gum rarely.  I never really liked it that much.  But I do love Wrigley's Spearmint.

[tacoma_kyle]

Ahaha diarrhea cause by artificial sweeteners.

Damn I didnt need to know that!

[rlrose328]

Excessive amounts of sugar-free sweeteners, such as xylitol, can cause diarrhea.  

Chew with caution.

As a diabetic, I'm MORE than aware of that.  LOL!  

Funny story... a guy my dad worked with years ago switched from Big Red (which he chewed at a rate of 4 of the big packs a day) to Dentine cinnamon when it came out so he could cut calories.  THey worked at a printing press place so it was very busy at work.  After a week, the guy was running to the bathroom every 5 minutes.  When dad asked him what was going on, they guy told Dad he must have the stomach flu or something.  Dad brought him up to speed on the sorbitol (and any sweeteners ending in -tol) and the guy switched back to Big Red.

So far the kid has had no problems as we've told him just 2 pieces a day and he rarely chews it for more than 10 minutes tops anyway, if that.

[Hakuna]

I don't eat all my gum at the same time, but I chew really vigorously and for hours. The next day after I chew gum, my jaw hurts like somebody punched me in the mouth.

Hey Smarmy
See if you remember this one.  When I was a younin, my folks would take us all down to the CNE in Toronto (I lived in Bay Ridges before the Nuke plant was built).  We'd do lunch in the "Food" building and I'd aways get a tub of the "double bubble" individually wrapped gums.  I would then see how many individual pieces I could chew at the same time.    After the flavour died I'd start again.
Man the good old days.

Nowadays its whenever the wife decides the halitosis is too bad and hands me a denteen.

[Kona]

Look, put down the Orbitz and pick up a can of Skoal or Redman.  Just a pinch between your cheek and gum......

[tacoma_kyle]

You cant be serious...? ? ?

[Steve Reason]

Oh come on, didn't anyone like my poem??  











I'm very needy...

[tacoma_kyle]

I dont think anyone knew what the hell you were talkin about.

[Steve Reason]

I dont think anyone knew what the hell you were talkin about.

LOL Well, it wouldn't be the first time.  

[tacoma_kyle]

Now we do.