Funny Stories from Your Past

[Hector Valdez]

Ouch.

[DeterminedJuliet]

It's not your fault - I was definitely older than average when I lost my virginity and a lot of my friends were well into their 20s before they lost theirs. I'm just a little, um, concerned if your friends are teasing you about this. They should probably get checked out medically if they think it's normal. 

[Asmodean]

There are people who lose their virginity in their twenties? 

[Buddy]

Oh man, I have lots of stories of things that I have done as a child. I guess one could say that I was not the brightest of children. But here is one that explains my fear of cows.

I was at a friend's house who raised beef cattle. She had just gotten an adorable little calf that she called Baby Moo Moo. I had already had a distrust of cows at that point, but hey, a cow with a name like that has to be harmless. So, I am standing and petting this cow who only reachesmy waist in height and the cow is being adorable as the name suggests. All of a sudden though, this calf goes ballistic! She's charging both my friend and me, friend ditches me and jumps on a nearby tractor while calf from hell keeps coming after me. The worst part is that at that point, my only escape route is to jump the fence into the pasture of a particularly hateful pony and risk getting bitten. I decided to compromise and just sit on the fence out of reach of both animals, but now we have another problem. We're both stuck in the barn with no means of getting out. My friend had to call her dad and get him to come down and rescue us from the evil calf.

[DeterminedJuliet]

There are people who lose their virginity in their twenties? 

I was 19 and I know at least a half dozen people who were in their 20s. It does happen. 

[Firebird]

There are people who lose their virginity in their twenties? 

I was 19 and I know at least a half dozen people who were in their 20s. It does happen. 

Most of my friends (and myself, in fact) were in their 20's as well. It's not uncommon at all.

[Asmodean]

Really..? It's just that I don't know any one in real life who wasn't in early to mid teens when they made their debut. Well, there are one or two exceptions and those were in their late teens.

Of course, I also know a whole mess of people whos sex life I know nothing about, but in general, the pattern seems to hold.

[DeterminedJuliet]

Speaking of sex, and getting back on topic, I once called someone the wrong name during sex. Funny now. Slightly less than funny at the time. 

[Hector Valdez]

Bah. It's easier to be a virgin if you're a girl. On the other hand, that was a long time ago, and there's not too many people where I live. I guess I could always fuck a coto or something, but I don't think It'd be that pleasant. That's me: Virgin by birth, hermit by choice. 

[jumbojak]

Hmm... that's an interesting scenario. Hold on, lemme visualize it for a bit...mmm...uh-huh...hmm...yeah.

Well, I don't have a particular story to top that, but there was that one time when I openly admitted to not understanding how the sexual odor smells like fish, thus cementing my reputation as a virgin amongst my classmates. I have, however, held abreast.

You could always tell everyone that Tim Tebow is your hero...

[Sandra Craft]

My friend had to call her dad and get him to come down and rescue us from the evil calf.

As a child I was chased down the street by a goose once -- people just don't understand how not-innocent farm animals can be.

[Hector Valdez]

That bloody goose. Want me to sic my gallo on'im? I'll learn him good.

[Sandra Craft]

That bloody goose. Want me to sic my gallo on'im? I'll learn him good.

That'd be nice, if I knew what a gallo was and if that goose wasn't approximately 50 years dead already.  The human life span, as well as our being near the top of the food chain, has been my revenge.

[Hector Valdez]

Well, you can always celebrate with some nice duck meat.

[Ali]

Speaking of sex, and getting back on topic, I once called someone the wrong name during sex. Funny now. Slightly less than funny at the time. 

Heeheeeheee, me too!