Game: The Next Person... (true or false)

[Bad Penny II]

False. 

TNP thinks calling an adult significant other/love interest "baby" is weird and is only excusable in very good songs.

[Magdalena]

False. 

TNP thinks calling an adult significant other/love interest "baby" is weird and is only excusable in very good songs.

False.
When you're not married, the words: husband/wife are off-limits. Besides, my Papi Chulo loves to be called papasito. 

TNP
Calls their significant other, "my pumpkin".

[Ecurb Noselrub]

False, she would think I was calling her fat, which would result in her smashing a pumpkin over my head.

TNP thinks the band "Smashing Pumpkins" should be charged with destruction of property.

[Biggus Dickus]

False, however. I do think Pete Townsend from The Who should be charged with destruction of property. He's smashed a lot of guitars during his career.

TNP thinks I should be extremely flattered that Mag's "Papi Chulo" likes to be called Papasito!! 

False.
When you're not married, the words: husband/wife are off-limits. Besides, my Papi Chulo loves to be called papasito. 

[Ecurb Noselrub]

True, but I would be afraid to say anything contrary to Mags, since I know the power of her spells.

TNP would make a horrible survivalist if the Apocalypse happened today.

[Magdalena]

True, but I would be afraid to say anything contrary to Mags, since I know the power of her spells.

TNP would make a horrible survivalist if the Apocalypse happened today.

True! True! True!
I was thinking about this today!
This is trippy.

Anyways...
TNP
Can't cook. Doesn't enjoy it, doesn't want to learn either.

[billy rubin]

false

i subsist on canned fish, dried meat, hard cheese and water all week living in a truck.

when i get back to the house i stir fry all the vegetables there are, or make curry, or saute mushrooms and tofu, or make cornbread, or do pancakes for any body who wakes up when i do. or i make soup. or cook up lentils. or try to make chapattis and fail, agsin. or lay a dried squid over the burner until its toasty. or cook up some buckwheat noodles with ginger and wasabi.

plus i drink a bottle of jet fuel but dont eat the worm.

for dinner tonight i hsd canned fish.



anyway, the NP has woken up at least once with their infant offspring barfing on the back of their neck

[Dark Lightning]

False. But I was pushing my eldest son in a swing as an infant and he puked on my face.

I actually cook dinner about 360 days a year. I cook to subsist; that gourmet stuff is for someone who wants to invest the time, and cares. Decent food is good enough, I don't need to have an orgasm while eating it.

TNP has seen something enter the atmosphere from space. (An observation- I was on my way to work in the wee dark hours one time and saw a light that was very slowly descending. After awhile, I realized that I was not far off the reentry path of a meteorite. No biggy, it reached the ground before it hit me.

[Magdalena]

...

TNP thinks I should be extremely flattered that Mag's "Papi Chulo" likes to be called Papasito!! 

Sorry.


Please.


Continue.

[Biggus Dickus]

...

TNP thinks I should be extremely flattered that Mag's "Papi Chulo" likes to be called Papasito!! 

Sorry.


Please.


Continue.

[Magdalena]

...

TNP thinks I should be extremely flattered that Mag's "Papi Chulo" likes to be called Papasito!! 

Sorry.


Please.


Continue.

There are only two types of papasitos. Allow me to illustrate...

Papasito Bruno:

My papasito:

[Biggus Dickus]

...

TNP thinks I should be extremely flattered that Mag's "Papi Chulo" likes to be called Papasito!! 

Sorry.


Please.


Continue.

There are only two types of papasitos. Allow me to illustrate...

Papasito Bruno:

My papasito:

Unpopular Opinion: Why Pepsi Is Better Than Coke

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[Magdalena]

Unpopular Opinion: Why Pepsi Is Better Than Coke

Read More: https://www.mashed.com/232434/unpopular-opinion-why-pepsi-is-better-than-coke/?utm_campaign=clip

[No one]

RC trounces them both!
All day, every day.

[Ecurb Noselrub]

To get us back on track:

Everything above is false.

TNP is more of an uncola person.