Game: The Next Person... (true or false)

[Tank]

False: I do not worry about bean counters past, present or future.

TNP has had sex butt naked in a field.

[billy rubin]

true.

i havent a clue how my kids are going to live in a world which is frankly imaginary in so many ways. but then i remember that paper money is not really  very much different from bit coin. so i dont know.

the next poster has never picked up a toad and immeciately had his fingers washed by said batrachian


oops

true

jumped the gun. i cannot even list all the placed i have had butt naked sex in. tbese days i mostly just attempt to have sex in those places, and my lovely wife laughs at me

the next poster has never had sex in a tree

[Tank]

True. I have never had sex in a tree. Under it but not in it.

The next person has owned an aircraft.

[Magdalena]

Um...does a Heavy-Duty Authentic Amish-Made Corn Broom count as an aircraft? 

TNP doesn't like texting.

[Dark Lightning]

True. I have this big mitts and fingers that make typing on that tiny keyboard a problem. I have a pen that I use as a stylus, but TBH, that isn't the sort of data rate that I have any interest in. Talking is way faster. I think that there is an app that converts talk to text. I've been meaning to look into that.

Hmm. TNP has acrophobia.

[Icarus]

I must be three TNPs cause I have never had sex in a tree, dislike texting, and have acrophobia.  Back in the day I walked high steel with no qualms.  One day I came to my senses and will not climb a ladder taller than six feet

TNP has toenail fungus.  Large toes only.

[Ecurb Noselrub]

Um...does a Heavy-Duty Authentic Amish-Made Corn Broom count as an aircraft? 

It does if you are a witch.

[Ecurb Noselrub]

TNP has toenail fungus.  Large toes only.

True, right big toe. Working on getting rid of it.

TNP has gout in at least one big toe.

[No one]

Negatory

The following poster can't dance because of their 2 left feet.

[Tank]

False. I have the correct orientation of feet. Can I dance? People seem to like to watch me dance. They laugh a lot.

The person after me has Phobophobia?

[Ecurb Noselrub]

False. I have Demosphobia.

TNP has been to Mars and has set up secret colonies on its two small moons, where TNP plans to start a new race of beings who will invade Earth.

[No one]

False. I've only been to Uranus.


The following poster had some special time with a remarkably famous person.

[Tank]

True.

TNP has an empty autograph book.

[Ecurb Noselrub]

False. I've only been to Uranus.

This warrants a special reply: False, had you been there, you would not have survived the toxic gases.

[Ecurb Noselrub]

True.

TNP has an empty autograph book.

False, I have no autograph book at all.

TNP has photographic evidence that he/she has been with a famous rock star.