Game: The Next Person... (true or false)

[Bad Penny II]

Ye, my role is subservient to a self declared idiot

The next has stoicly waited at the appropriate distance whilst the afore has fondled every avocado.

[Ecurb Noselrub]

False.  I'm rarely stoic, especially not in the presence of other people. 

TNP wears a mask during sex. 

[Tank]

False. I don't.

TNP enjoys walking.

[Icarus]

Partially true. I enjoy walking to the refrigerator to get ice for my booze.

EN were you thinking of Zorro?  Or perhaps using a mask during the Covid times, for the purpose of practicing safe sex.

TNP has never planted a Sunflower.

[Ecurb Noselrub]

Partially true. I enjoy walking to the refrigerator to get ice for my booze.

EN were you thinking of Zorro?  Or perhaps using a mask during the Covid times, for the purpose of practicing safe sex.

TNP has never planted a Sunflower.

True, never planted a sunflower.  No, I was not thinking of Zorro, but I do like to wear a black cape and sport a long sword during the deed. 

TNP is eating out at least 3 times a week now that restrictions are loosening.

[Magdalena]

Partially true. I enjoy walking to the refrigerator to get ice for my booze.

EN were you thinking of Zorro?  Or perhaps using a mask during the Covid times, for the purpose of practicing safe sex.

TNP has never planted a Sunflower.

True, never planted a sunflower.  No, I was not thinking of Zorro, but I do like to wear a black cape and sport a long sword during the deed. 

Witch hunters used to like to wear a black cape and sport a long sword.

TNP is eating out at least 3 times a week now that restrictions are loosening.

False.
I'm not that rich.


TNP agrees that Piriformis is a pain in the butt.

[Biggus Dickus]

TNP agrees that Piriformis is a pain in the butt.

Yes indeed...reminds me of this quote: "Before physical therapy, I was a pain in the butt"- Piriformis


TNP agrees wholeheartedly that individuals who slam microwave doors shut every single fucking time they shut them deserve an eternity in hell. (A hell run by Kats and Nuns)

[Ecurb Noselrub]

Well, as someone who does not believe in eternal hell, maybe not that extreme. But a few years? .......   Unnecessary loud noises are quite irritating.

TNP drank more alcohol last year than in any previous year.

[Icarus]

More booze than in previous years???   A distinct possibility.

About the noise: did you know that there is an affliction called Misophonia?  that is an emotional disturbance caused by repetitive noises, like someone clicking his pen repeatedly, or someone who smacks their lips while eating or a variety of other repetitive sounds that make annoy us, sometimes to the extent of physically harming the perpetrator.  We could start a whole 'nother thread about that sort of thing......never mind.

In my case it is the #^*@! church across the street from my house.  Every freaking time they have a service or extra event,(frequently)  the drumming sounds of the deep jungle begins 30 minutes before the sheeple are called inside. Halleleua the drumming then ceases. . I have no idea why that is so essential a part of their being.  It annoys the shit outta me and to a lesser extent,some of my neighbors.  I just have to go across the street for a consultation with the preacher person. 

TNP has never been attracted to the sport of sailing.

[Ecurb Noselrub]

True.  Sailing seems like too much work. 

The next person thinks that Canadian abomination known as curling should be punishable by death, unless the players are Swedish women in bikinis.

[Icarus]

Having some difficulty imagining scantily dressed Swedish women sweeping ice with a broom.....Hmnnn!  I think that i might like that vision.

TNP has never played Ukelei in a symphony orchestra.

[Tank]

True. Do they even have a ukulele in an orchestra?

TNP would suck a peeled lemon for $10?

[Bad Penny II]

True, I could buy some tequila with my $10, or maybe cervasa, or gin or something..

TNP doesn't claim to be an expert but knows that their local pandemic controllers are getting it wrong and knows they know better and could do it better.

[Ecurb Noselrub]

True. Being from Texas, it would be hard to get it worse.  I'd have to be from Florida or Arizona.

TNP is a Pinball Wizard.

[Bad Penny II]

False: Pinball machines were poker/slot machines for children, foolish children who didn't appreciate the value of the coins they were putting in the stupid things.

With the demise of physical money, coins and notes, TNP worries about the next generation of bean counters.  They ask, how they can they later intuit the intangible without first embracing the tangible in their early years?