Game: The Next Person... (true or false)

[Biggus Dickus]

False, as I'm not a huge fan of pizza, though I do love pineapple...currently fantazing about Beyonce.

TNP has seen the light..., and it was flashing red and blue in their rear view mirror because they recently got pulled over by the cops.

[jumbojak]

False,  our police are straight blue strobers anyway.

The next person experiences constipation from time to time.

[Tank]

False. See 'Metformin'

TNP enjoyed school and wishes they could go back.

[Tom62]

False, I was bullied at school.

TNP had recently a big argument with friends or family.

[No one]

False

The following poster dresses as Columbia for their local production of The Rocky Horror Picture Show.

[Tank]

False. Many years ago when I was a lot younger and a LOT thinner I did go as Frankenfurter.

TNP would rather visit the bottom of the ocean that the surface of the moon?

[Biggus Dickus]

False. Many years ago when I was a lot younger and a LOT thinner I did go as Frankenfurter.

TNP would rather visit the bottom of the ocean that the surface of the moon?

No, as wonderful as a visit to the deep ocean would be, and as much as I would enjoy doing such a thing, if given a chance at either I would take the trip to the moon in a second.

TNP would not end the life of a baby Hitler if able to travel back in time and meet baby Adolp.

[Tom62]

True, because I'm not sure that killing Hitler wouldn't create an alternative timeline that is better than our current one.

TNP would end the life of a baby Trump, if able to travel back in time and meet baby Donald.

[Biggus Dickus]

True, because I'm not sure that killing Hitler wouldn't create an alternative timeline that is better than our current one.

TNP would end the life of a baby Trump, if able to travel back in time and meet baby Donald.

That is false, I would instead take the Trump baby, and have him raised in the regular modest home of a middle class family, probably somewhere like Michigan, or maybe even Indiana (Hey he could be Buds Uncle Drump) a place where he would learn common decency and respect for others along with regular values of a non-religous type. (Or I might just say fuck it and stick him in a Catholic Orphanage run by nuns, and see how badly they could fuck him up. I shudder just thinking of that)

TNP has deep, dark secret which they have never shared with any living soul before, until now that is, as they spill their guts to their non-judgmental friends here at HAF, go on do it!

[Arturo]

False. I've already told you my secret.

The next person uses prefolded toilet paper as their personal invention they keep from the world.

[Ecurb Noselrub]

True.  Do you engage in corporate espionage?

TNP laughs at himself/herself in the mirror.

[Biggus Dickus]

Yes, that is true...last weekend I was outside, and my neighbor and his young son came over to chat. While we were standing there talking the young boy found a bird's feather on my lawn and showed it to us, exclaiming that a bird had dropped it.

I told him that no it was in fact not a bird that had dropped or lost the feather but me, and proceeded to stick the feather in my hair.

He laughed, we talked some more and then I left to pick up some groceries, and stop for a coffee.

Two hours or so later I returned home from my errand, and as I was standing at the sink washing my hands I looked up in the mirror only to start laughing as the feather was still quite clearly sticking out of my hair. I had forgotten to remove it before leaving the house.

The image of me with this long white feather clearly sticking out of my head, and the thought that no one at either the grocery store or coffee shop thought to mentioned this to me made me laugh quite a bit.

TNP has found themselves quite lost in the past.

[Essie Mae]

That phrase could be interpreted in several ways, but I got lost only about 15 miles from home one night when it was dark and raining heavily and my part of the M1 was closed for roadworks. I ended up in an industrial estate near Hemel Hempstead in very slow-moving traffic and I couldn't find my way out. When I found myself passing the same place for a second time, I turned in the opposite direction even though there were no signs and eventually found my way back to the road I needed. I was quite panicky for a while. God, thats a boring story, but its too late to change it.

TNP has been potholing.

[Tank]

(I'll leave this for Old Git to answer)

[xSilverPhinx]

Bump for OldGit.