Game: The Next Person... (true or false)

[Essie Mae]

True, but one escaped down the plughole.

TNP knows a spell that will neutralise the risk.

[Asmodean]

True, but He's not telling.

The next person suspects The Asmo of having retrieved the missing clipping for His own evil agenda.

[Eric V Arachnid]

False, of course not, you're much to slow.

The next person if they had a long billion would say fek world peace, make Mars liveable and go there.

[Asmodean]

False. I would, however, probably end up starting a war.

The next person is like "Fuck Mars! All boring and dusty and small... Bring forth the spacefolding!"

[Ecurb Noselrub]

False, let's start with something realistic. With our billions we could rule this world, eliminate 90% of the population (including 100% of the L nation), make it livable again, and survive here for a long time.  Nothing Beats Earth.

TNP believes that Nothing Beats Earth.

[Asmodean]

False. The Asmo considers it a minorly-insignificant planet in an insignificant solar system in the suburbs of the galaxy. He, for one, wants spacefolding.

The next person is with The Asmo on that one.

[Eric V Arachnid]

False. The Asmo considers it a minorly-insignificant planet in an insignificant solar system in the suburbs of the galaxy. He, for one, wants spacefolding.

The next person is with The Asmo on that one.

One? it sounds like at least two to me.

I think Earth is particularly pretty but I do want spacefolding.

The next person wouldn't flog my Beiber dental hygiene stash.

[Siz]

False. The Asmo considers it a minorly-insignificant planet in an insignificant solar system in the suburbs of the galaxy. He, for one, wants spacefolding.

The next person is with The Asmo on that one.

One? it sounds like at least two to me.

I think Earth is particularly pretty but I do want spacefolding.

The next person wouldn't flog my Beiber dental hygiene stash.

True.

TNP has never, ever, ever posted in the 'banned' thread.

[xSilverPhinx]

True.

TNP has never, ever, ever posted in the 'banned' thread.

False. There are no more spammer accounts to ban and I'm getting withdrawal symptoms. Posting incessantly in the banned thread is one of them.

TNP shamefully admits listening to terrible songs on occasion without being forced to do so.   

[No one]

Incorrect!

The following poster dresses their cats as 60's music icons and pretends they are at Woodstock.

[Tank]

False. I have 2 dogs.

TNP has never been drunk.

[OldGit]

False, although I'm sober this morning.

The Next Person is quite happy so far.

[xSilverPhinx]

True, I call it the Friday Effect. It a state that lasts until Sunday at about noon.

TNP believes that hard work pays off even if it doesn't pay well.

[No one]

True

The following poster believes that it is not worth joining any club that would have them as a member.

[Biggus Dickus]

True

The following poster believes that it is not worth joining any club that would have them as a member.

False. I would still join said club, however. I would be vary cautious and suspicious of its members, and if at a meeting I dropped something I would simply let it remain where it fell.


The next poster believes the upcoming spectacle known here in the US as the Super Bowl is an overblown, over-hyped, obnoxious, idiotic and tiresome drama which takes way too long to watch, and consists of a boring and hideously poorly performed halftime show that is as meaningless and uninspiring as the actual game itself.

This poster also hates Super Bowl Parties, along with the horrible food associated with such events, and thinks rather poorly of those people will sit through the entire 4-5 hours of the game just to watch fucking commercials.