Game: The Next Person... (true or false)

[Ecurb Noselrub]

The next person has accidently eaten moldy salsa.

False, I ate it on purpose, for the penicillin.

TNP is already dreading going to work on Monday.

[Amicale]

False, but since I (mostly) work from home, I don't often have far to go, and can work in my pyjamas.

DJ, I LOVE that she sent you a nice letter and $20! Aww! 

TNP enjoys leaving dimes, quarters or other small change in public areas for people to find.

[OldGit]

TNP enjoys leaving dimes, quarters or other small change in public areas for people to find.

Well, it's fun if you glue them to the ground, then stand around and watch.
It is said that a certain nobleman used to keep a small charcoal brazier in his carraige, and throw showers of red-hot coins to the starving masses.

The Next Person generally avoids hot money.

[En_Route]

The Next Person generally avoids hot money.

It avoids me, alas.

TNP could talk the hind legs off a donkey.

[Ali]

It avoids me, alas.

TNP could talk the hind legs off a donkey.

False, and believe me, I've tried.  They're stuck on there good!

TNP has visited a chiropractor.

[xSilverPhinx]

True. A good chiropractor can really make you leave their clinic walking upright. Might be because your wallet gets a whole lot lighter, though...

TNP thinks Mondays should be banned.

[Amicale]

True. A good chiropractor can really make you leave their clinic walking upright. Might be because your wallet gets a whole lot lighter, though...

TNP thinks Mondays should be banned.

False. TNP thinks that worrying about/dreading/loathing Monday for half of Sunday should be banned!

[OldGit]

TNP thinks that worrying about/dreading/loathing Monday for half of Sunday should be banned!

If only it were so easy.

The Next Person can't wait.

[xSilverPhinx]

False. patience is one of my better quality.

(Who am I kidding?)

TNP can wait.

[Tank]

TNP can wait.

False

TNP is about to go to bed.

[xSilverPhinx]

False, just woke up from an early night nap.

TNP is feeling rather anxious.

[The Magic Pudding]

False, just woke up from an early night nap.

TNP is feeling rather anxious.

Well I wasn't until now.

The TNP is now anxiously trying to figure out if their current ill ease is justified.

[Ecurb Noselrub]

The TNP is now anxiously trying to figure out if their current ill ease is justified.

Hmmm. True, sort of.

TNP can't wait to see who wins the Olympic Decathlon and is crowned "The World's Greatest Athlete."

[xSilverPhinx]

False, I'm totally alienated when it comes to sporting events, soccer included (which in Brazil would seem impossible at first). Though I will likely find out who received that title.

TNP figures there's really nothing to be anxious about at the moment and goes through seemingly unjustified momentary yet periodical emotional disturbances of that nature. 

[The Magic Pudding]

TNP figures there's really nothing to be anxious about at the moment and goes through seemingly unjustified momentary yet periodical emotional disturbances of that nature. 

No, well sort of.   I think occasional anxiety is part of the human condition but I usually get angry at anxiety.  Anger usually squashes anxiety, humour beats angst/absurdity.  Some gloominess and anger is OK, helpful even.

TNP prefers self propulsion to motorised.