Game: The Next Person... (true or false)

[Asmodean]

Rollover, I assume..?

True. The Asmo, however, has bitten many fishes. Asmos bite. Fishes fear them.

The next person has never been bitten by a human.

[The Magic Pudding.]

False, if you do things properly you get bitten, it is your due.

The nxt has been bitten by a human in an entirely unfriendly way.

[Asmodean]

True. Humans are unfriendly, bitey creatures, especially the smallish variety. The watchamacallems..? Not dwarfs, but... Midgets? ...No, not that iether. Ah! Children! 

The next person has children (And has been bitten by them)?

[No one]

Everyone knows human children are toxic.


The following poster is a proctologist and drives a Ford Probe.

[The Magic Pudding.]

False and false.
The nxt notes No one now seems to know what everyone knows.

[billy rubin]

false

tnp experiences excesses of evil in his heart

[billy rubin]

false

tnp experiences excesses of evil in his heart

i can do it the second time

[No one]

False, don't have one.



The following poster bathes in mayonnaise, every other weekend.

[Tank]

False. I haven't had a bath in years.

TNP only showers?

[The Magic Pudding.]

True, the water heater element dies every seven years or so, then it's kettles of hot water in the tub.

The nxt's table cloth also displays traditional christmas fauna.

[Ecurb Noselrub]

False, but fauna is strewn around the house.

TNP is having a Merry Christmas!!

[billy rubin]

true!

everybody is here except the number one son and his fiancee

he is in the city sick in bed.

aparently a bad cold, but who knows these days

TNP lives somewhere that currently has nicer weather than i do up here in the polar vortex

[Dark Lightning]

True. It was 84º F here today, clear and sunny. We did, however, have freezing conditions last week. Ice on lawns and vehicle roofs.

TNP wishes they were in California for a few days of weather suitable for short pants.

[Tom62]

False, rather prefer to go to Thailand instead.

TNP bought or will buy a lot of fireworks for New Year's Eve.

[Asmodean]

False. As is usual for me, I let other people do the whole fireworks business while I myself watch from a high perch. That ski jumping rig we have around here. That works. Usually though, there is fog. Maybe this year...

The next person has appeared in a movie?