Reasons to be cheerful!

[Asmodean]

God got his ass killed as a sacrifice to appease himself for all that sinning them humans did, remember?

...Because there is nothing like some good old-fashioned human sacrifice to encourage some forgiveness-and-forgetfulness.

[billy rubin]

carlson will float to the top again at one america or infowars or similar

id like to see sean hannity go as well

[MarcusA]

A reason to be cheerful - the bomb.

[MarcusA]

 A reason to be cheerful - tragedy is always followed by comedy.

[Asmodean]

My bank stocks are paying dividends tomorrow, despite unimpressive earnings. Sure, they'll plummet to new and catastrophic lows as a result, but then, this year they will have earned their purchase value back through the accumulated dividends, so beyond this point, it's all "free money."

Makes an person cheery, having some extra coinage to blow on... Something.

[MarcusA]

My bank stocks are paying dividends tomorrow, despite unimpressive earnings. Sure, they'll plummet to new and catastrophic lows as a result, but then, this year they will have earned their purchase value back through the accumulated dividends, so beyond this point, it's all "free money."

Makes an person cheery, having some extra coinage to blow on... Something.

Money makes the world go funny.

[Asmodean]

I suppose, if you spend it on shrooms.