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« Reply #105 on: March 29, 2012, 12:53:03 PM »

LOLCATBIBLE?!?!

I know what time-suck I'll be spending the rest of my day with.

You are a big cat lover, DJ?
I have the cutest cat for you.
I super heart Maru the cat!! 

farm5.static.flickr.com/4133/5001570984_cbb79fe95d.jpg

http://www.youtube.com/user/mugumogu

Maru's owner's channel.  Grin
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« Reply #106 on: March 30, 2012, 07:52:14 AM »

LOLCATBIBLE?!?!

I know what time-suck I'll be spending the rest of my day with.

You are a big cat lover, DJ?
I have the cutest cat for you.
I super heart Maru the cat!! 

farm5.static.flickr.com/4133/5001570984_cbb79fe95d.jpg

http://www.youtube.com/user/mugumogu

Maru's owner's channel.  Grin

Of course you can't forget Sparta!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qit3ALTelOo&nomobile=1
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« Reply #107 on: March 30, 2012, 08:14:35 AM »

LOLCATBIBLE?!?!

I know what time-suck I'll be spending the rest of my day with.

You are a big cat lover, DJ?
I have the cutest cat for you.
I super heart Maru the cat!! 

farm5.static.flickr.com/4133/5001570984_cbb79fe95d.jpg

http://www.youtube.com/user/mugumogu

Maru's owner's channel.  Grin

Of course you can't forget Sparta!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qit3ALTelOo&nomobile=1


Sparta was my first internet kitty Cheesy!!
That song is catchy. <3
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“I was thinking that perhaps this thing called God does not exist. Because He cannot save any one of us. No matter how we pray, He doesn’t mend our wounds. No matter how we plead, He doesn’t strike down our enemies. There hasn’t been an instance where He has cured our sick. Powerless, we can only wait to be tossed onto the dirt of a foreign land. He doesn’t have a thread of spiritual existence. If only there were a shadow, a whisper. But I haven’t felt Him once.”
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« Reply #108 on: March 30, 2012, 09:04:11 AM »

Considering the Lord's Prayer is still burned into my brain, this made me laugh so hard.

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Teh Ceiling Cat of us, whu haz cheezeburger, yu be spechul
Yu ordered cheezburgerz,
Wut yu want, yu gets, srsly.
In ceiling and on teh flor.
Giv us dis day our dalee cheezburger.
And furgiv us for makin yu a cookie, but eateding it.
And we furgiv kittehs who be steelin our bukkits.
An do not let us leed into teh showa, but deliver us from teh wawter.
Ceiling Cat pwns all. He pwns teh ceiling and teh floor and walls too.
Forevur and evuhr. Amen.
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« Reply #109 on: March 30, 2012, 09:34:01 AM »

Considering the Lord's Prayer is still burned into my brain, this made me laugh so hard.

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Teh Ceiling Cat of us, whu haz cheezeburger, yu be spechul
Yu ordered cheezburgerz,
Wut yu want, yu gets, srsly.
In ceiling and on teh flor.
Giv us dis day our dalee cheezburger.
And furgiv us for makin yu a cookie, but eateding it.
And we furgiv kittehs who be steelin our bukkits.
An do not let us leed into teh showa, but deliver us from teh wawter.
Ceiling Cat pwns all. He pwns teh ceiling and teh floor and walls too.
Forevur and evuhr. Amen.

ROFL! Love it!  Grin

Let me try one.

Hay Meowy, full of catnip
The ceiling cat pwns you
Awsomz is yoo amongst uvver pretty kittehs
An yummeh is the fruit of yer belleh, Mini-Ceiling Cat.
Hay Meowy, mudder of Dog, please to give yer luvs to us bad kittehs
Now an when we go to biiiig lidder box in sky.
Purr!
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« Reply #110 on: March 30, 2012, 09:44:56 AM »

LOLCATBIBLE?!?!

I know what time-suck I'll be spending the rest of my day with.

You are a big cat lover, DJ?
I have the cutest cat for you.
I super heart Maru the cat!! 

farm5.static.flickr.com/4133/5001570984_cbb79fe95d.jpg

http://www.youtube.com/user/mugumogu

Maru's owner's channel.  Grin

Of course you can't forget Sparta!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qit3ALTelOo&nomobile=1


Sparta was my first internet kitty Cheesy!!
That song is catchy. <3

I watch most of his stuff, and they are all good.
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« Reply #111 on: March 30, 2012, 09:46:32 AM »

Hahaha Cheesy

an nao we tak dis cheezbergr an we tak dis cookiez
an we brakez em up an sharez dem wit our friendz
jus like da Jeebus did!
an he sad "wen you eated des cheezbergrs and eated des cookiez, do it in memmorie of me. K guyz? lol"


I could do this all day!  Grin
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« Reply #112 on: March 30, 2012, 09:50:25 AM »

Hahaha Cheesy

an nao we tak dis cheezbergr an we tak dis cookiez
an we brakez em up an sharez dem wit our friendz
jus like da Jeebus did!
an he sad "wen you eated des cheezbergrs and eated des cookiez, do it in memmorie of me. K guyz? lol"


I could do this all day!  Grin

Love it.  Grin If Jesus were an lolcat, he'd say something like "be gud kthxbai, BRB!"
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« Reply #113 on: March 30, 2012, 09:53:22 AM »

"be gud kthxbai, BRB!"
Cheesy hahaha, he so would!
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« Reply #114 on: March 30, 2012, 09:57:02 AM »

"be gud kthxbai, BRB!"
Cheesy hahaha, he so would!

I'm sure any Christian reading our LOLcat enjoyment is absolutely certain we're going to hell, by now.  Grin
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« Reply #115 on: March 30, 2012, 10:39:05 AM »

Ah, so often earnest discussions turns in to "Look!  Kittehs!"

The LOLcatbible is genius!

And Asmo, you make me laugh.
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« Reply #116 on: March 30, 2012, 10:51:07 AM »

I used to have a black, long haired Persian cross cat that I would call Basment Cat, even though he was the sweetest cat around.
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« Reply #117 on: March 30, 2012, 01:39:05 PM »

I used to have a black, long haired Persian cross cat that I would call Basment Cat, even though he was the sweetest cat around.


Oh basement cat. Sounds cute Smiley!
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Wiggum:"You have that much faith in me, Homer?"
Homer:"No! Faith is what you have in things that don't exist. Your awesomeness is real."

“I was thinking that perhaps this thing called God does not exist. Because He cannot save any one of us. No matter how we pray, He doesn’t mend our wounds. No matter how we plead, He doesn’t strike down our enemies. There hasn’t been an instance where He has cured our sick. Powerless, we can only wait to be tossed onto the dirt of a foreign land. He doesn’t have a thread of spiritual existence. If only there were a shadow, a whisper. But I haven’t felt Him once.”
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« Reply #118 on: March 30, 2012, 01:50:44 PM »

I used to have a black, long haired Persian cross cat that I would call Basment Cat, even though he was the sweetest cat around.


Oh basement cat. Sounds cute Smiley!



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« Reply #119 on: March 30, 2012, 01:57:49 PM »

I used to have a black, long haired Persian cross cat that I would call Basment Cat, even though he was the sweetest cat around.


Oh basement cat. Sounds cute Smiley!



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ROFL! It looks like basement cat was flattened by the anti-gravity emanating from ceiling cat!
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