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« Reply #30 on: March 29, 2012, 09:24:22 AM » |
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You had me at "plenty of wine and bread." Booze and carbs, two of my favorite things!
*Glugging wine and munching on bread*
Careful Ali, the Catholics are HUGE fans of wine and bread. Don't let them lure you. Stick with Jimmy!  Edit: come to think of it, I bet a LOT of their converts do it because they go "wine and bread? Sold!"  I wasn't raised Catholic, but my parents' church does do communion. That was always my favorite part of church when I was a kid. A shot of grape juice and a bit of cracker. Snack time! You see, the Protestants at least have that in their favour. According to what each believe... When giving out the bread and wine in a Protestant church, it STAYS bread and wine and they believe it's snack time in memory of Jesus. Yay! When giving out the bread and wine in a Catholic church, it turns into ACTUAL flesh and blood and they believe they're supposed to eat and drink it so that they're literally digesting their savior. Yikes! Even when I WAS Catholic, I probably excommunicated myself because I NEVER believed that anything turned into anything else. If it looked like bread and wine, I didn't think it magically turned into something else while only retaining the 'accidental appearance' of what it really was. Man. All this talk about wine, and I want some. And it's not even 11:30 am. This is bad.
*Glugging wine and munching on bread*
See how easy it is to get new members with bread and wine!! Amicale, I do believe that makes three!! There is a wine for such an occasion.......  |
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« Reply #31 on: March 29, 2012, 09:30:04 AM » |
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I dunno, those communion wafers always tasted pretty gross to me. As soon as they get in your mouth they disintegrate and turn all gluey. Yuck. Maybe some garlic breadsticks? Or a soft pretzel? Then we're talking. LOL....they are pretty gross. The eastern orthodox churches use leaven bread I believe. I'm not sure why they get the tasty treats!! If you switch to pretzels, you'll have to substitute beer for the wine, it just wouldn't work any other way |
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« Reply #32 on: March 29, 2012, 09:41:23 AM » |
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I dunno, those communion wafers always tasted pretty gross to me. As soon as they get in your mouth they disintegrate and turn all gluey. Yuck. Maybe some garlic breadsticks? Or a soft pretzel? Then we're talking. LOL....they are pretty gross. The eastern orthodox churches use leaven bread I believe. I'm not sure why they get the tasty treats!! If you switch to pretzels, you'll have to substitute beer for the wine, it just wouldn't work any other way I am agreeable to this arrangement. |
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"We’ve thought of life by analogy with a journey, with pilgrimage which had a serious purpose at the end, and the THING was to get to that end; success, or whatever it is, or maybe heaven after you’re dead. But, we missed the point the whole way along; It was a musical thing and you were supposed to sing, or dance, while the music was being played." - Alan Watts
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« Reply #33 on: March 29, 2012, 10:05:24 AM » |
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I dunno, those communion wafers always tasted pretty gross to me. As soon as they get in your mouth they disintegrate and turn all gluey. Yuck. Maybe some garlic breadsticks? Or a soft pretzel? Then we're talking. LOL....they are pretty gross. The eastern orthodox churches use leaven bread I believe. I'm not sure why they get the tasty treats!! If you switch to pretzels, you'll have to substitute beer for the wine, it just wouldn't work any other way ROFL @ the Menage a trois wine! As for the pretzels, I'm down with that. If we HAVE to switch the wine to beer (sigh) please pass me either a honey lager or Rickard's Red. |
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« Reply #34 on: March 29, 2012, 08:30:54 PM » |
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I dunno, those communion wafers always tasted pretty gross to me. As soon as they get in your mouth they disintegrate and turn all gluey. Yuck. Maybe some garlic breadsticks? Or a soft pretzel? Then we're talking. LOL....they are pretty gross. The eastern orthodox churches use leaven bread I believe. I'm not sure why they get the tasty treats!! If you switch to pretzels, you'll have to substitute beer for the wine, it just wouldn't work any other way I am agreeable to this arrangement. YAY!! I love your wine drinking, yoga master! That is mascot material  |
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« Reply #35 on: March 29, 2012, 09:16:21 PM » |
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I dunno, those communion wafers always tasted pretty gross to me. As soon as they get in your mouth they disintegrate and turn all gluey. Yuck. Maybe some garlic breadsticks? Or a soft pretzel? Then we're talking. LOL....they are pretty gross. The eastern orthodox churches use leaven bread I believe. I'm not sure why they get the tasty treats!! If you switch to pretzels, you'll have to substitute beer for the wine, it just wouldn't work any other way I am agreeable to this arrangement. YAY!! I love your wine drinking, yoga master! That is mascot material Ohhh, you see he is practicing a very sacred rite for our new religion. It's the.. uh.. bendy-drinky-fall down rite. Very sacred. Very holy. |
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"We’ve thought of life by analogy with a journey, with pilgrimage which had a serious purpose at the end, and the THING was to get to that end; success, or whatever it is, or maybe heaven after you’re dead. But, we missed the point the whole way along; It was a musical thing and you were supposed to sing, or dance, while the music was being played." - Alan Watts
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« Reply #36 on: March 29, 2012, 09:54:07 PM » |
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Ohhh, you see he is practicing a very sacred rite for our new religion. It's the.. uh.. bendy-drinky-fall down rite.
Very sacred. Very holy.
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« Reply #37 on: March 29, 2012, 10:43:40 PM » |
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« Reply #38 on: March 29, 2012, 11:08:55 PM » |
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« Reply #39 on: March 30, 2012, 08:28:07 AM » |
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That's how we get you into our religion! He's subtly brain-washing you  |
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"We’ve thought of life by analogy with a journey, with pilgrimage which had a serious purpose at the end, and the THING was to get to that end; success, or whatever it is, or maybe heaven after you’re dead. But, we missed the point the whole way along; It was a musical thing and you were supposed to sing, or dance, while the music was being played." - Alan Watts
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« Reply #40 on: March 30, 2012, 09:13:50 AM » |
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To such an effect that I'm willing to donate 10% of my income and perhaps more offerings just to see him do even more amazing tricks. Hey, wait a minute!.. This is eerily like a religion!! He offers to lead you to a state of perpetual bliss, but leaves you waiting, wanting, and begging for more, but will just never be able to deliver. Oh well, But he will.....maybe it'll happen.....just....may...be......(watching with anticipation).....
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« Reply #41 on: March 30, 2012, 09:31:22 AM » |
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« Reply #42 on: March 30, 2012, 10:08:33 AM » |
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"Something is true because it matches reality, not because some well-regarded person said it." - The Black Jester.
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« Reply #43 on: March 30, 2012, 11:54:18 AM » |
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I dunno, those communion wafers always tasted pretty gross to me. As soon as they get in your mouth they disintegrate and turn all gluey. Yuck. Maybe some garlic breadsticks? Or a soft pretzel? Then we're talking. LOL....they are pretty gross. The eastern orthodox churches use leaven bread I believe. I'm not sure why they get the tasty treats!! If you switch to pretzels, you'll have to substitute beer for the wine, it just wouldn't work any other way I am agreeable to this arrangement. YAY!! I love your wine drinking, yoga master! That is mascot material Ohhh, you see he is practicing a very sacred rite for our new religion. It's the.. uh.. bendy-drinky-fall down rite. Very sacred. Very holy. I just became a new member of your religion. Please enlighten me how to do the bendy-drinky-fall down rite. It will definitely lead me to the state of egolessness and nirvana! |
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« Reply #44 on: March 30, 2012, 12:43:18 PM » |
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*begins passing around collection plate* I think this sign ought to be in the parking lot of our meeting area. Just to scare people.  |
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