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« Reply #15 on: February 04, 2012, 01:54:40 AM » |
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Wait, what?! The Asmo sneezed, and then this thread was here.  Yes... the powers of an Asmo sneeze are awesome. You've still got a lot to learn, my young Padawan. |
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« Reply #16 on: February 04, 2012, 02:34:47 AM » |
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Wait, what?! The Asmo sneezed, and then this thread was here. Yes... the powers of an Asmo sneeze are awesome. You've still got a lot to learn, my young Padawan. You do know that The Asmosneeze is a purely offensve weapon and is therefor of the Dark Side, yes?  |
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« Reply #17 on: February 04, 2012, 05:42:02 AM » |
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Wait, what?! The Asmo sneezed, and then this thread was here. Yes... the powers of an Asmo sneeze are awesome. You've still got a lot to learn, my young Padawan. You do know that The Asmosneeze is a purely offensve weapon and is therefor of the Dark Side, yes? With what does Asmo sneeze? |
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« Reply #18 on: February 04, 2012, 05:48:34 AM » |
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With what does Asmo sneeze? Why, The Force, of course... |
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« Reply #19 on: February 04, 2012, 09:07:07 AM » |
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With what does Asmo sneeze? Why, The Force, of course... Yes... the Force is strong in the Asmo and so are his sneezes. |
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« Reply #20 on: February 04, 2012, 09:20:47 AM » |
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Precisely. Although the last time Asmo had a sneeze party, he ended up all shriveled, like Palpatine... Or the look-alike. Or both.
Luckily, Asmos bounce back - all it takes is an air pump.
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« Reply #21 on: February 04, 2012, 10:14:21 AM » |
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With what does Asmo sneeze? Their answers exude the aroma of bovine waste. They seem to be hiding something, a weakness perhaps? |
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« Reply #22 on: February 10, 2012, 04:06:44 PM » |
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LOL Asmo's derail has made this thread worth reading.  |
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