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« Reply #75 on: August 08, 2011, 03:49:14 PM » |
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Dragon, hands down. Unless you're talking about a komodo, then I'd rather ride a unicorn, those komodos have a nasty mouth (their mouths are also filled with all sorts of bacteria). A fire breathing dragon (ahem...sci-fi liberties) shouldn't have that problem  Not to mention that bacteria-ridden mouth evolved because Komodos don't actually kill their prey (not too fast or agile) but poison them. A dragon is way too cool to need a poisonous mouth to catch its prey.  |
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« Reply #76 on: August 08, 2011, 03:51:23 PM » |
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Speaking as a dragon, you are all welcome to ride on my back any time.
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« Reply #77 on: August 11, 2011, 07:01:14 PM » |
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I'd pick the unicorn, for the sake of irony. I could pretend that there hadn't been a choice, that it was the unicorn or nothing, and this would probably amuse my friends into doing favours for me for a while.
As soon as the joke got old I could saw the horn off, keep that for whatever magical properties it possesses, ditch the horse and get a motorbike.
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« Reply #78 on: August 11, 2011, 09:37:47 PM » |
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What is THE worst movie you have ever seen?
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« Reply #79 on: August 11, 2011, 10:09:53 PM » |
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What is THE worst movie you have ever seen?
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« Reply #80 on: August 11, 2011, 10:30:05 PM » |
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What is THE worst movie you have ever seen?
That would have to be a tie between all those "comedies", most of which end in Movie, that are made by Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer. I'm talking Epic Movie, Date Movie, Meet the Spartans, Vampires Suck etc... They are all so god-awful they make me want to go on a homicidal rampage every time I'm just so bored that I give in and attempt to watch one. And I say attempt because I don't think I've ever been able to handle the self-torture of watching one all the way through. It hurts just thinking about them. |
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« Reply #81 on: August 12, 2011, 12:18:59 AM » |
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What is THE worst movie you have ever seen?
That's a good question, I tend to try and forget the bad ones! Nope, minds gone blank. Probably some crappy 70's SiFi. |
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« Reply #82 on: August 12, 2011, 12:51:44 AM » |
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Battlefield Earth. I actually saw it for free and still wanted my money back for the 40 minutes I spent my life watching it. I actually walked out of the movie. It was that bad.
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« Reply #83 on: August 12, 2011, 01:16:15 AM » |
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I started watching Battlefield Earth but quit while I was ahead. It's films like that that get me wondering what the producers were thinking when they decided to make it.
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"Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful."- Seneca the Younger
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« Reply #84 on: August 12, 2011, 02:00:39 AM » |
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Unfortunatly with films like Battlefield Earth I just get a feeling of morbid curiosity that makes me see it through to the end just to see if can get any worse, and of course it did!  |
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« Reply #85 on: August 12, 2011, 02:31:54 AM » |
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High on my list would be Seven Brides For Seven Brothers, which my parents made me sit through when I was about eight.
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« Reply #86 on: August 12, 2011, 09:51:05 AM » |
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What is THE worst movie you have ever seen?
"The Happening" is the WORST movie I have ever seen. So many plot holes, didn't make sense, and the acting.... *shakes head* The actors actually aren't bad, but they just gave their worst performance in that movie.... I want that time of my life back and the movie I paid for the movie ticket. |
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« Reply #87 on: August 12, 2011, 12:15:15 PM » |
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What is THE worst movie you have ever seen?
That is a tough one. I watch a lot of bad movies intentionaly so I've seen quite a few. I think it's a close call between Paranormal Acitivity 2 (the sequel is much worse than even how bad the first one was) and Jesus Christ: Vampire Hunter. Though maybe I disliked the latter just because the concept seems so hilarious in itself that it would be difficult to ruin and it seemd very much like they always fell short. The movies I think are the worst are ones that so bad that it's not even funny how bad they are, while most bad movies one can at least make fun of or just straight laugh at. Of course some movies from the sixties were pretty horrible to watch, like She-Devils on Wheels which seemed very much like a rip off of Faster Pussy Cat! Kill! Kill! (except with motor bikes instead of cars). I will agree that those Epic Movie type movies are painful to watch, even though I've seen them all the way through (well most of them, haven't seen the vampire one yet). My brothers and I have challenges to see who can find the absolute worst movie as well as a yearly tradition to watch the worst movies every new years. |
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« Reply #88 on: August 15, 2011, 11:21:19 PM » |
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Does time really heal all wounds?
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« Reply #89 on: August 15, 2011, 11:25:32 PM » |
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Does time really heal all wounds?
No, they just become blurred and you learn to live with them because the alternative is worse. |
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