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« Reply #90 on: August 23, 2011, 10:41:42 AM »

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« Reply #91 on: August 23, 2011, 11:21:08 AM »

^^^ My enemies, enemy is my friend!
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« Reply #92 on: August 23, 2011, 04:56:47 PM »

Hahaha!  Stupid scientologist.
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« Reply #93 on: August 28, 2011, 09:26:11 AM »

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« Reply #94 on: August 28, 2011, 10:00:16 AM »

You can't wear mixed fabrics? What the crap does that even mean?
From this conversation, I am honestly thinking jesus/god/whatever was reborn as Adolf Hitler. What a freaking asshole.
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Wiggum:"You have that much faith in me, Homer?"
Homer:"No! Faith is what you have in things that don't exist. Your awesomeness is real."

“I was thinking that perhaps this thing called God does not exist. Because He cannot save any one of us. No matter how we pray, He doesn’t mend our wounds. No matter how we plead, He doesn’t strike down our enemies. There hasn’t been an instance where He has cured our sick. Powerless, we can only wait to be tossed onto the dirt of a foreign land. He doesn’t have a thread of spiritual existence. If only there were a shadow, a whisper. But I haven’t felt Him once.”
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« Reply #95 on: August 28, 2011, 10:15:53 AM »

You can't wear mixed fabrics? What the crap does that even mean?
From this conversation, I am honestly thinking jesus/god/whatever was reborn as Adolf Hitler. What a freaking asshole.

It means that those 80% polyester, 20% cotton my little pony pajamas that you likely wear to bed every night (educated guess) are going to keep you from eternal bliss with god.
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« Reply #96 on: August 28, 2011, 10:26:31 AM »

I'm wearing wool and cotton right now.  XD
Btw, I love your new icon!
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Wiggum:"You have that much faith in me, Homer?"
Homer:"No! Faith is what you have in things that don't exist. Your awesomeness is real."

“I was thinking that perhaps this thing called God does not exist. Because He cannot save any one of us. No matter how we pray, He doesn’t mend our wounds. No matter how we plead, He doesn’t strike down our enemies. There hasn’t been an instance where He has cured our sick. Powerless, we can only wait to be tossed onto the dirt of a foreign land. He doesn’t have a thread of spiritual existence. If only there were a shadow, a whisper. But I haven’t felt Him once.”
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« Reply #97 on: August 28, 2011, 10:30:10 AM »

You can't wear mixed fabrics? What the crap does that even mean?
From this conversation, I am honestly thinking jesus/god/whatever was reborn as Adolf Hitler. What a freaking asshole.

It means that those 80% polyester, 20% cotton my little pony pajamas that you likely wear to bed every night (educated guess) are going to keep you from eternal bliss with god.

You ever stop and think how most erotic lingerie is the same material (usually silk or satin), yet normal underwear is made out of a blended fabric? I guess people sin all the time in church, so we should all go to strip clubs to have a 'religious experience'  Shocked
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« Reply #98 on: August 28, 2011, 08:51:42 PM »

You ever stop and think how most erotic lingerie is the same material (usually silk or satin), yet normal underwear is made out of a blended fabric? I guess people sin all the time in church, so we should all go to strip clubs to have a 'religious experience'  Shocked


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« Reply #99 on: August 28, 2011, 10:26:51 PM »


You can't wear mixed fabrics? What the crap does that even mean?
From this conversation, I am honestly thinking jesus/god/whatever was reborn as Adolf Hitler. What a freaking asshole.

It means that those 80% polyester, 20% cotton my little pony pajamas that you likely wear to bed every night (educated guess) are going to keep you from eternal bliss with god.

You ever stop and think how most erotic lingerie is the same material (usually silk or satin), yet normal underwear is made out of a blended fabric? I guess people sin all the time in church, so we should all go to strip clubs to have a 'religious experience'  Shocked

*dies laughing*  Cheesy
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Wiggum:"You have that much faith in me, Homer?"
Homer:"No! Faith is what you have in things that don't exist. Your awesomeness is real."

“I was thinking that perhaps this thing called God does not exist. Because He cannot save any one of us. No matter how we pray, He doesn’t mend our wounds. No matter how we plead, He doesn’t strike down our enemies. There hasn’t been an instance where He has cured our sick. Powerless, we can only wait to be tossed onto the dirt of a foreign land. He doesn’t have a thread of spiritual existence. If only there were a shadow, a whisper. But I haven’t felt Him once.”
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« Reply #100 on: September 02, 2011, 06:01:00 AM »

You can't wear mixed fabrics? What the crap does that even mean?
From this conversation, I am honestly thinking jesus/god/whatever was reborn as Adolf Hitler. What a freaking asshole.

It means that those 80% polyester, 20% cotton my little pony pajamas that you likely wear to bed every night (educated guess) are going to keep you from eternal bliss with god.

You ever stop and think how most erotic lingerie is the same material (usually silk or satin), yet normal underwear is made out of a blended fabric? I guess people sin all the time in church, so we should all go to strip clubs to have a 'religious experience'  Shocked

I'll second that. Wink
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« Reply #101 on: September 03, 2011, 08:44:15 AM »

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« Reply #102 on: September 06, 2011, 12:48:04 PM »

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« Reply #103 on: September 06, 2011, 09:57:19 PM »

Ah, that's too cruel -- Jesus got no skittles!
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« Reply #104 on: September 11, 2011, 09:17:01 AM »


I;m not sure if I've already shown this
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