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« Reply #1290 on: May 17, 2013, 02:13:09 PM » |
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Am I the last to discover a you tube series called; Somegreybloke? British humor (humour), which is often hilarious. If you have not found that one, then do give it a go.
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« Reply #1291 on: May 18, 2013, 01:51:50 AM » |
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I'll look for that, Icarus. Thanks.
ETA: Wife comes home from the doctor's and is very flustered, very uptight. Husband asks "What's wrong?"
Wife says "I went to the doctor. He examined me and he said I had a nice va-jay-jay!"
"WHAT?" says the husband, and charges off to the doctor's. He bursts into the doctor's office, grabs him by the throat and forces him up against the wall. "WHAT DID YOU SAY TO MY WIFE?" he shouts.
"I gave her a diagnosis. I know she's not happy about it, but it's an accurate diagnosis. What's the problem?"
"YOU SAID SHE HAD A NICE VA-JAY-JAY!"
"No, I said she had Acute Angina".
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« Reply #1292 on: May 19, 2013, 12:45:52 PM » |
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"Something is true because it matches reality, not because some well-regarded person said it." - The Black Jester.
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« Reply #1293 on: May 19, 2013, 01:27:07 PM » |
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"Something is true because it matches reality, not because some well-regarded person said it." - The Black Jester.
"Don't let someone else's bullshit ruin your day." - Will
"quoting the Bible doesn't convince atheists, as the Bible is not a holy book to us." - fester30
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« Reply #1294 on: May 19, 2013, 01:31:41 PM » |
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^Love it, would shamelessly steal it for my netbook except the keyboard is black.  |
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« Reply #1295 on: May 19, 2013, 01:32:32 PM » |
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"Something is true because it matches reality, not because some well-regarded person said it." - The Black Jester.
"Don't let someone else's bullshit ruin your day." - Will
"quoting the Bible doesn't convince atheists, as the Bible is not a holy book to us." - fester30
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« Reply #1296 on: May 19, 2013, 02:20:49 PM » |
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^Love it, would shamelessly steal it for my netbook except the keyboard is black. Use whiteout.  |
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your flue clean. " - Ecurb Noselrub
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your copy of the KJV. " - Icarus
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« Reply #1297 on: May 19, 2013, 04:10:21 PM » |
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^Love it, would shamelessly steal it for my netbook except the keyboard is black. Use whiteout. Whiteout was the "in" thing when I was in grades 6 - 8 or so... That stuff gets disgustingly dirty when applied to anything you use regularly. Now if I could find one of those silver-ink pens, that could be an option... |
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« Reply #1298 on: May 20, 2013, 09:12:30 AM » |
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^Love it, would shamelessly steal it for my netbook except the keyboard is black. Use whiteout. Whiteout was the "in" thing when I was in grades 6 - 8 or so... That stuff gets disgustingly dirty when applied to anything you use regularly. Now if I could find one of those silver-ink pens, that could be an option... Krink k12 once that ink sets it is never coming off. |
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"Something is true because it matches reality, not because some well-regarded person said it." - The Black Jester.
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"Something is true because it matches reality, not because some well-regarded person said it." - The Black Jester.
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Always question all authorities because the authority you don't question is the most dangerous... except me, never question me.
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« Reply #1303 on: Today at 05:56:49 PM » |
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^Lol! Not where I thought that was going!
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