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Re: Jokes Thread (Was named Anyone know any good jokes ? I'll start :D )
« Reply #4290 on: August 20, 2018, 07:40:02 AM »
Thanks for the accurate translation Blue.  For we yanks it is humorous, but it must be dead serious for authentic Aussies.

Actually, I just like playing it up for the amusement of myself and hopefully others here.

I don't really speak like that, but don't tell anyone, OK?  Otherwise |'ll just have to sic the drop-bears on yous all...
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Re: Jokes Thread (Was named Anyone know any good jokes ? I'll start :D )
« Reply #4291 on: August 20, 2018, 01:13:06 PM »
A bus load of politicians were driving down a country road when, all of a sudden, the bus ran off the road and crashed into a tree in an old farmers paddock. The old farmer went to investigate, shook his head sadly and proceeded to dig a hole and bury the politicians. A few days later, the local cop came out to investigate and the old farmer explained what had happened. The cop shook his head sadly and asked “were they ALL dead?, prompting the old farmer to reply - “Well some of them said they weren’t but you know how them politicians lie”
“The story so far:
In the beginning the Universe was created.
This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.”

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Re: Jokes Thread (Was named Anyone know any good jokes ? I'll start :D )
« Reply #4292 on: August 21, 2018, 12:28:29 AM »
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Re: Jokes Thread (Was named Anyone know any good jokes ? I'll start :D )
« Reply #4293 on: September 11, 2018, 07:48:23 AM »
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
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Re: Jokes Thread (Was named Anyone know any good jokes ? I'll start :D )
« Reply #4294 on: September 11, 2018, 03:07:10 PM »

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Re: Jokes Thread (Was named Anyone know any good jokes ? I'll start :D )
« Reply #4295 on: September 19, 2018, 03:02:10 AM »
I'm just a student of the game that they taught me.


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Re: Jokes Thread (Was named Anyone know any good jokes ? I'll start :D )
« Reply #4296 on: September 22, 2018, 04:04:08 PM »
I'm just a student of the game that they taught me.


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Re: Jokes Thread (Was named Anyone know any good jokes ? I'll start :D )
« Reply #4298 on: September 25, 2018, 06:22:06 AM »
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
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