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Re: What's on your mind today?
« Reply #13305 on: November 05, 2018, 01:47:14 AM »
Give 'em hell JJ.  Those evil uninvited intruders are mean little bastards who take joy and perhaps pleasure from inflicting severe pain on humans. If you can somehow lay you hands on some Dursban, then the jig is up for the little demons.

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Re: What's on your mind today?
« Reply #13306 on: November 05, 2018, 01:50:37 AM »
I'm thinking brake cleaner. Two cans two hands, pound am hard and then run in a zigzag pattern back to safety.
 

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Re: What's on your mind today?
« Reply #13307 on: November 06, 2018, 01:21:44 AM »
Giant hornet nest in the old house. A full can of spray didn't do anything but piss em off. I could hear the bastards buzzing through the wall after I made a break for it and was back outside. Tomorrow I go to war...

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Re: What's on your mind today?
« Reply #13308 on: November 06, 2018, 01:38:10 AM »
Giant hornet nest in the old house. A full can of spray didn't do anything but piss em off. I could hear the bastards buzzing through the wall after I made a break for it and was back outside. Tomorrow I go to war...

 :o Have any H-bombs in stock?

Sprays don't seem to be capable of penetrating the thick paper shell of the nest and I have no access to the opening without being extremely vulnerable to attack. They're clever bastards and built the opening behind some items on a shelf.

So, I think I'm going to have to make an opening. I'll borrow my brothers full auto airport rifle to knock some holes in the nest and be ready with several cans of spray. I might even "wet" the outside with chlorinated brake cleaner to prevent any surprise sorties. The best is too tough for liquid penetration but if like to see them fly through those fumes...

 

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Re: What's on your mind today?
« Reply #13309 on: November 06, 2018, 10:42:54 PM »
Don't underestimate those wicked little demons JJ.  They fight dirty and they have venom.

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Re: What's on your mind today?
« Reply #13310 on: November 07, 2018, 12:03:09 AM »
Don't underestimate those wicked little demons JJ.  They fight dirty and they have venom.

Anything that hunts preying mantis and steals food from spider's webs is something to be cautious about.
 

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Re: What's on your mind today?
« Reply #13311 on: November 07, 2018, 12:12:38 AM »
Nukes. Just sayin'...
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Re: What's on your mind today?
« Reply #13313 on: November 07, 2018, 06:04:50 AM »
My last day at my current branch is tomorrow, and today everyone got together and got me flowers and a really sweet card. I'm going to miss them so much

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Re: What's on your mind today?
« Reply #13315 on: November 08, 2018, 07:54:34 PM »
I've got goosebumps out of the blue on my left arm. So strange! It isn't cold or anything...  :scratch:
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Re: What's on your mind today?
« Reply #13316 on: November 08, 2018, 08:16:56 PM »
I've got goosebumps out of the blue on my left arm. So strange! It isn't cold or anything...  :scratch:

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Re: What's on your mind today?
« Reply #13317 on: November 08, 2018, 10:11:55 PM »
I've got goosebumps out of the blue on my left arm. So strange! It isn't cold or anything...  :scratch:

It’s God trying to attract your attention.

Oh, thank goodness! For a moment I thought it was a ghost.

Wait... :notsure:
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Re: What's on your mind today?
« Reply #13318 on: November 09, 2018, 01:14:17 AM »
Hmmmmm...........That sometimes happens when you are .....Umm,  how shall I say this..........sexually stimulated.

As the resident  brainiac, you are surely aware that certain stimulations produce  physical modifications. Heart beat, perspiration, goosebumps etc. 

Please ....I do not mean to get out of bounds here. 


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Re: What's on your mind today?
« Reply #13319 on: November 09, 2018, 01:29:58 AM »
Hmmmmm...........That sometimes happens when you are .....Umm,  how shall I say this..........sexually stimulated.

As the resident  brainiac, you are surely aware that certain stimulations produce  physical modifications. Heart beat, perspiration, goosebumps etc. 

Please ....I do not mean to get out of bounds here.

Heh, I am aware, but that was not the case. There's nothing sexually stimulating about reading a text on cancer biomarkers...
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