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Re: Jokes Thread (Was named Anyone know any good jokes ? I'll start :D )
« Reply #4336 on: March 06, 2019, 11:50:32 PM »
The Bard of Avon was a most inventive and loquacious one.   :cheersfortwo:

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Re: Jokes Thread (Was named Anyone know any good jokes ? I'll start :D )
« Reply #4340 on: March 08, 2019, 01:37:39 AM »

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Re: Jokes Thread (Was named Anyone know any good jokes ? I'll start :D )
« Reply #4342 on: March 25, 2019, 12:25:43 AM »
UUUGH! :geezer!:

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Re: Jokes Thread (Was named Anyone know any good jokes ? I'll start :D )
« Reply #4345 on: March 25, 2019, 03:15:17 PM »
:lol: I'll pass, thanks!

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Re: Jokes Thread (Was named Anyone know any good jokes ? I'll start :D )
« Reply #4347 on: April 03, 2019, 09:40:07 PM »

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Re: Jokes Thread (Was named Anyone know any good jokes ? I'll start :D )
« Reply #4348 on: April 20, 2019, 02:25:10 PM »
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Re: Jokes Thread (Was named Anyone know any good jokes ? I'll start :D )
« Reply #4349 on: April 21, 2019, 05:28:33 AM »

I like this one.  :lol:

 :secrets1: Reminds me of Asmo.

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