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« Reply #1410 on: May 15, 2013, 11:31:21 AM »

If the Asmo could actually hit Luxembourg....  Roll Eyes
He might if he is aiming at China.


O Grey One, are you claiming that Luxembourg is useful?
But of course! They... they...

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...  Angry.

..! They provide The Asmo with something to rage against and target weapons of mass misfortune at. See? Useful.
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« Reply #1411 on: May 15, 2013, 01:58:17 PM »

How very useful! They provide something for the Asmo to continually miss.  Grin
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« Reply #1412 on: May 15, 2013, 10:24:39 PM »

How very useful! They provide something for the Asmo to continually miss.  Grin
Actually this may explain a lot.
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I cannot imagine a God who rewards and punishes the object of his creation, whose purposes are modeled after our own -- a god, in short, who is but a reflection of human frailty. Neither can I believe that the individual survives the death of his body, although feeble souls harbor such thoughts through fear or ridiculous egotism. - Albert Einstein

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« Reply #1413 on: May 16, 2013, 02:03:21 AM »

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« Reply #1414 on: May 16, 2013, 09:13:16 AM »

It RUINED the door, look!  Angry The Asmo's precious ratties never ever ever ever did that. Ever.
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« Reply #1415 on: May 16, 2013, 02:24:45 PM »

It RUINED the door, look!  Angry The Asmo's precious ratties never ever ever ever did that. Ever.

No, they just chewed through the power cord for our Xbox 360, ate several of my houseplants, destroyed the building's foundation, ripped holes in the walls, shredded insulation everywhere, stole food, dragged garbage all over the place, shorted out several outlets and lights, and shit all over everything including the inside of our cupboards.

But yes, the doors were fine.  Roll Eyes
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« Reply #1416 on: May 16, 2013, 03:00:16 PM »

Aaaaww you win with a housemate that misses you that much.



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« Reply #1417 on: Yesterday at 01:09:20 PM »

But yes, the doors were fine.  Roll Eyes
Precisely!  Angry Making ratties perfect house animals. Perfect, I tell you.
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