1) I'm roughly 30 and I've never touched another person under their clothing or taken their clothes off.
2) Almost all of my relationships have been long-term (several months or more) and long-distance.
3) Two women have considered marrying me.
4) I've written highly popular fiction - including erotic fiction that left commenters convinced that I had a lot of sexual experience. (Though I have next to none.)
5) I have multiple undergraduate degrees - all of which were earned within a four year period.
6) As an undergraduate, I presented my research along with graduate students, and was invited to take part in graduate classes.
7) I've done amateur translation work (Japanese).
I have written diceless roleplaying game system guides.
9) I once hosted a political talk radio show.
10) I've always been underweight because of my high metabolism and lean diet. (I'm not anorexic.)