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« Reply #525 on: October 23, 2010, 08:35:29 AM » |
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But the truth of Depeche Mode remains ye sinners and... don't eat meat on Friday, don't wear a condom any day and don't question the incomprehensible. Masturbating with a condom. That's ok though, right..? Because I remember there being something about it being sinful to let the semen go in the ground, socks or the like... But latex, that was NOT mentioned in the Book™  |
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« Reply #526 on: October 23, 2010, 09:03:40 AM » |
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But the truth of Depeche Mode remains ye sinners and... don't eat meat on Friday, don't wear a condom any day and don't question the incomprehensible. Masturbating with a condom. That's ok though, right..? Because I remember there being something about it being sinful to let the semen go in the ground, socks or the like... But latex, that was NOT mentioned in the Book™ OK, but just you be sure to store those used condoms carefully, well away from stony ground, maybe a bucket would be easier. |
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« Reply #527 on: October 23, 2010, 10:33:02 AM » |
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Masturbating with a condom. That's ok though, right..? Because I remember there being something about it being sinful to let the semen go in the ground, socks or the like... But latex, that was NOT mentioned in the Book™ Seems to me you just can't spill them on the dusty ground, and everything's cool. [youtube:26e6tmqd]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUspLVStPbk[/youtube:26e6tmqd] |
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« Reply #529 on: November 13, 2010, 12:23:14 AM » |
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David Mabus adds to the end of the video examples of hate speech. Report the video at youtube please.
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« Reply #530 on: November 15, 2010, 04:28:29 PM » |
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This one is so utterly funny and horrible that I'm cross posting it from Atheist Think Tank: @ Daw: you assert the existence of a god. Provide evidence of that God.
You have not yet provided anything coming close to evidence.
I've provided all the evidence you need. More than enough actually. An whole donut is excessive evidence. Just a crumb of a donut is enough, no just the idea of a crumb of a donut is enough evidence. That you can not see this, that you are unable to rationally conclude this only demonstrates that you are indeed futile of thought. To read the whole train wreck here is the link to where this quote came from and you can look around the thread http://www.atheistthinktank.net/thinkta ... ic=9388.90Btw, at some point I am planning on retiring the dump pile...it was intended to be amusing to read and I think there is just too much of a certain one person in this thread. |
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« Reply #531 on: November 15, 2010, 08:49:20 PM » |
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Btw, at some point I am planning on retiring the dump pile...it was intended to be amusing to read and I think there is just too much of a certain one person in this thread. What if you-know-who is just deleted as he posts and we keep the truly bizarre troll posts in a new dump pile?  |
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« Reply #532 on: November 15, 2010, 09:51:57 PM » |
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Btw, at some point I am planning on retiring the dump pile...it was intended to be amusing to read and I think there is just too much of a certain one person in this thread. What if you-know-who is just deleted as he posts and we keep the truly bizarre troll posts in a new dump pile? That could work. |
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« Reply #533 on: November 16, 2010, 03:51:58 AM » |
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Btw, at some point I am planning on retiring the dump pile...it was intended to be amusing to read and I think there is just too much of a certain one person in this thread. What if you-know-who is just deleted as he posts and we keep the truly bizarre troll posts in a new dump pile? :pop: |
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« Reply #534 on: December 06, 2010, 01:54:32 PM » |
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FYI, I created a forum board to put all these topics in and will be eventually splitting this thread back out into the original posts. All david mabus posts will be recycled so don't reply to them if you don't want your posts deleted.
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« Reply #535 on: January 10, 2012, 01:59:43 PM » |
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But the truth of Depeche Mode remains ye sinners and... don't eat meat on Friday, don't wear a condom any day and don't question the incomprehensible. Masturbating with a condom. That's ok though, right..? Because I remember there being something about it being sinful to let the semen go in the ground, socks or the like... But latex, that was NOT mentioned in the Book™ <img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/devil.gif" alt=":devil:" title="devil" /> For Your Information: Condoms, in the form of goat intestines, were first used by desert goat herders in the late 14th century. It was several hundred years before they started removing the intestine from the goat. |
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« Reply #536 on: January 10, 2012, 04:59:12 PM » |
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For Your Information:
Condoms, in the form of goat intestines, were first used by desert goat herders in the late 14th century. It was several hundred years before they started removing the intestine from the goat.
Ooh, necromancy!  Yes, goats. But I've heard sheep make more docile condoms. |
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« Reply #537 on: January 11, 2012, 02:23:09 AM » |
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But the truth of Depeche Mode remains ye sinners and... don't eat meat on Friday, don't wear a condom any day and don't question the incomprehensible. Masturbating with a condom. That's ok though, right..? Because I remember there being something about it being sinful to let the semen go in the ground, socks or the like... But latex, that was NOT mentioned in the Book™ <img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/devil.gif" alt=":devil:" title="devil" /> For Your Information: Condoms, in the form of goat intestines, were first used by desert goat herders in the late 14th century. It was several hundred years before they started removing the intestine from the goat.  That should go in the joke thread! |
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"Something is true because it matches reality, not because some well-regarded person said it." - The Black Jester.
"Don't let someone else's bullshit ruin your day." - Will
"quoting the Bible doesn't convince atheists, as the Bible is not a holy book to us." - fester30
"argh, gotta paint my horns now that they're sanded" - Sweetdeath
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