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« Reply #15 on: March 19, 2020, 10:57:55 PM »
That doesn’t make me want to run out and buy a bee hive. Any other reasons to get started in the bee business?

well, i made my living with a bee outfit in california for ten years, and i'm looking for a source of additional income here in the eastern united states over the next few years. where i am now, a healthy beehive will make something like 140 pounds of honey per year. varietal is un usual, mostly the best you can get is a spring mix from the trees and a later season wildflower honey from goldenrods and asters. unprocessed raw honey sells at farmers markets for ten bucks a pound or better.

its also possible to do some commercial pollination around here. that was the lion's share of my income in california, where i rented bees to pollinate fruits, vegetables, and seeds. ere there isn't much except the melons down on the ohio river, but there's a significant acreage there for a small beekeeper.

i also made money raising and selling queen bees. that's where most of the money is, but you can't do that in ohio. you have to have pollen in february and good flight weather in march to get the market.

if you have fruit trees or a garden, saturating your area with honeybees will pollinate the stuff that needs insects. that's most of what we eat. i'm mostly vegetarian during a lot of the year, and i'd like to produce more of my own food here at the home ranch. so having the nbees around will increase yields of some of the perennials i already have in the ground.

and bees are also just interesting livestock. they require minimal care, if you stay on top of the diseases and parasites. and they have the capacity to increase quickly. my wife and i started with one hive. th enext year we had 30. the year after that 100-something, then 300, 500, 600, 700, and 800. their behavior is fascinating, and you can't mess with them without learning something every time you open a hive, if youre paying attention.

and something else that is really a plus. i live in the country, way out, with no neighbors. but the hayfield to the north has a nice building site on it, and i don't want to see a house there.  a yard of beehives on the property line is a great way to scare off potential homebuilders. the more the better.

we'll start with the four i've got coming, and see about building up to a hundred or two.
Ok that does sound interesting in a therapeutic way. I don’t know how they would do in the mountains of NC though.

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« Reply #16 on: March 19, 2020, 11:14:12 PM »
northcarolina imports bees every year from florida to pollinate their apples. after the apples the bees go to maine to the blueberry barrens.

itz a very good place for bees, with lots of honey plants and fairly mild winters. certainly better than here.

tha american south is one of only five places in the world where you can raise queenz commercially.

bears would be an issue. lots of electric fence. and bullets.



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« Reply #17 on: March 19, 2020, 11:18:30 PM »



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« Reply #18 on: March 20, 2020, 12:18:04 AM »
I couldn’t shoot poo bear.


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« Reply #19 on: March 20, 2020, 03:06:17 AM »
Sell some bees.

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« Reply #20 on: March 20, 2020, 04:03:35 AM »
lots of money in thatif youre big enough



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« Reply #21 on: March 20, 2020, 01:31:10 PM »
I couldn’t shoot poo bear.



But, that's all part of the plan. You get to keep the honey and stick your freezer with trichinosis laden bear flesh.
 

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« Reply #22 on: March 20, 2020, 02:47:06 PM »
^ Properly cooked, the weerms are just more protein!

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« Reply #23 on: March 20, 2020, 03:16:51 PM »
a beekeeperfriend of mine in californiashootsbears every year
last yearirememberhekilled 26 of them

lots of paperworkinvolved

he calculates everybearvisit costs him about $1000



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« Reply #24 on: March 20, 2020, 04:22:31 PM »
I believe I could do it for much less. The cost of one 308 round and a little bit of diesel fuel to power the tractor while digging a hole should do it.

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« Reply #25 on: March 20, 2020, 05:32:07 PM »
no thatz $1000 in deztryed beehives per bear visit.

he digs a hole every year and just drops the dead bears in. he cannot harvezt anything from the bear, no skin, no bonez, no gall bladderz, nothing. all of it goez into the hole, then when it gets full he covers it up and digs another.

bears are tough on beeyards, especially grizzliez. you cannot touch them without a depredation permit.

electric fences work, but often the bears walk through them before they notice that the fence iz there. or people steal the fencing units



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« Reply #26 on: March 20, 2020, 08:25:16 PM »
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« Reply #27 on: March 23, 2020, 06:05:04 PM »
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