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Re: String of Insults
« Reply #75 on: January 11, 2020, 11:11:18 PM »
Anyways...

I showed this to my 8-year-old:
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I was wondering how you comb your hair so the horns don’t show.

I asked, what do you think? He said, "I don't get it." I asked, who do people say has horns? He said, "You?"
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I need to talk to my little atheist more about God, Jesus, and the devil. :notsure:

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Re: String of Insults
« Reply #76 on: January 12, 2020, 01:42:12 AM »
You are as useless as the "ueue" in "Queue".
...inhabitants are, as the man once said, 'whores, pimps, gamblers, and sons of bitches,' by which he meant everybody. Had the man looked through another peephole he might have said, 'saints and angels and martyrs and holy men,' and he would have meant the same thing.”

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Re: String of Insults
« Reply #77 on: January 12, 2020, 02:38:09 AM »
I got called a gothic whore at work today. I’m sharing it here because at least they were creative
Yep... The last time guys around here were talking about vaginas, Pasta Chick said: ...That's because guys don't know what a pair of sweaty balls smell like at the end of the day."

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Re: String of Insults
« Reply #78 on: January 12, 2020, 06:14:46 PM »
I've got some Bad News for Bad Penny :(




Sorry, but it's sold out:(
...inhabitants are, as the man once said, 'whores, pimps, gamblers, and sons of bitches,' by which he meant everybody. Had the man looked through another peephole he might have said, 'saints and angels and martyrs and holy men,' and he would have meant the same thing.”

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Re: String of Insults
« Reply #79 on: January 14, 2020, 07:52:44 AM »





That's harsh.
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Re: String of Insults
« Reply #80 on: January 16, 2020, 09:05:37 AM »

That's it?
No more?
Siz?

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Re: String of Insults
« Reply #81 on: January 16, 2020, 04:18:28 PM »

That's it?
No more?
Siz?

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Re: String of Insults
« Reply #82 on: January 16, 2020, 04:39:05 PM »
May the fleas of 1000 camels infest your armpits. More a curse than an insult.  :shrug:

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Re: String of Insults
« Reply #83 on: January 16, 2020, 07:13:14 PM »
1,000,000 Camels who just finished a month-long shit soak, do not smell as bad as you.

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Re: String of Insults
« Reply #84 on: January 16, 2020, 07:42:26 PM »
I can normally tell how intelligent a man is by how stupid he thinks I am.

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Re: String of Insults
« Reply #85 on: January 16, 2020, 07:52:06 PM »
On a scale from zero to Sirius, you're about a wet match in a dark room.

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Re: String of Insults
« Reply #86 on: January 16, 2020, 07:57:29 PM »
I can normally tell how intelligent a man is by how stupid he thinks I am.

lol, excuse me. ^^^this is the best one yet. i don't care what everybody else says. you're allright.



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Re: String of Insults
« Reply #87 on: January 16, 2020, 08:08:51 PM »
There's no excuse for you!

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Re: String of Insults
« Reply #88 on: January 16, 2020, 10:02:44 PM »
I can normally tell how intelligent a man is by how stupid he thinks I am.

lol, excuse me. ^^^this is the best one yet. i don't care what everybody else says. you're alright.
:grin:

You're alright too.

I like your quote:
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love is too short for those who laugh
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Re: String of Insults
« Reply #89 on: January 16, 2020, 10:04:01 PM »
Let's continue...

"Can I just say, that of all the idiots in all the idiot villages in all the idiot worlds, you stand alone my friend."

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