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Bad Penny II

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Re: Heaven is terribly flawed in many ways.
« Reply #15 on: September 25, 2019, 01:43:09 PM »
Red, I was absolutely agreeing with you on the absurdity of judgment day. Here and on many other sites I have been threatened judgement day. And my response is usually along the line of 'I will judge your God. And He won't like it!' This generally takes the wind out of their sails. :)

It bothers me that all the god botherers are going to die and be dead as a fucking stone and never realise that they were wrong.
We could make up, adopt and defend with sharp implements a belief that they get 15 seconds to realise their mistake before oblivion.
We could, no, I don't think we could, we're not those kind of beans.
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Re: Heaven is terribly flawed in many ways.
« Reply #16 on: September 25, 2019, 03:07:40 PM »
It bothers me that all the god botherers are going to die and be dead as a fucking stone and never realise that they were wrong.
We could make up, adopt and defend with sharp implements a belief that they get 15 seconds to realise their mistake before oblivion.
We could, no, I don't think we could, we're not those kind of beans.

Well Bad Penny, do you think that if we all clasped our hands together, got down on our knees and prayed for the f***ers they would stand a chance? Or is that a sort of Catch22 situation?  8) :o :'(
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Re: Heaven is terribly flawed in many ways.
« Reply #17 on: September 25, 2019, 05:28:43 PM »
Cloud 9??????? 

Anyone? Anyone?
Is this thing on?


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Re: Heaven is terribly flawed in many ways.
« Reply #18 on: September 25, 2019, 06:36:25 PM »
Cloud 9??????? 

Anyone? Anyone?
Is this thing on?

UGH !!
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Re: Heaven is terribly flawed in many ways.
« Reply #19 on: September 25, 2019, 09:21:23 PM »
That didn't tickle your feather?

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Re: Heaven is terribly flawed in many ways.
« Reply #20 on: October 03, 2019, 08:47:37 PM »

It bothers me that all the god botherers are going to die and be dead as a fucking stone and never realise that they were wrong.

But what if? (and we all know this definitely would not happen) What if we all did end up there, what would the first words be that you would utter in profound amazement?
Here are a few I can think of:-

Christ Almighty! :shrug:
Holy Shit!  :wtf:
Fu**ing Jesus! :notworthy:
Let me outa here! :cryandrun:
What the Hell! :devil:

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Re: Heaven is terribly flawed in many ways.
« Reply #21 on: October 04, 2019, 04:14:35 AM »
If we all end up there, my first words would be to enthusiastically greet all of my HAF friends with admiration and happiness.  Buddy, Mags, Sandy, Tank, JJ, Bruce, Harmonie, Essie, Davin, BP, Bruno, Tom,  and all the rest of you.  We could gather together and thank the lord for our pleasing reunion.

Maybe we could find some of our long lost members like Dragonia, Ali, Dobermonster, Pasta Chick, OG, and more. Maybe even our revered Pakistani scholar lady.

Scuse me I am dreaming.