Author Topic: Why Does Tank Need New Underpants?  (Read 123 times)

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Why Does Tank Need New Underpants?
« on: August 07, 2019, 12:57:32 PM »
Why Does Tank Need New Underpants?
It's a question we could let pass

He lives in a nanny state, no weapons.
He knows one day there'll be a need of.
So he keeps his undies fresh 'n springy.
And when his goliath come trumpiying.
Off with dacks, in goes a stone spin x3
Braying galumph falls hard, all applaud
Gets made king he gets to set all aright

Was that OK?
It's crap, but you are the Idiot Symmetrician

Well you explain his need better if ya can

Certainty disturbs me


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Re: Why Does Tank Need New Underpants?
« Reply #1 on: August 07, 2019, 01:38:24 PM »
:rofl:
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
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Re: Why Does Tank Need New Underpants?
« Reply #3 on: August 07, 2019, 08:17:49 PM »
Trick question.

Everyone knows tank goes commando.

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Re: Why Does Tank Need New Underpants?
« Reply #4 on: August 07, 2019, 08:51:02 PM »
Trick question.

Everyone knows tank goes commando.

 :o ;D ;D ;D

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Re: Why Does Tank Need New Underpants?
« Reply #5 on: August 15, 2019, 06:12:27 PM »
This place has gotten a little strange since I've been gone. ::)
I'm truly sorry, but I can't keep explaining this simple thing to you over and over again hoping that you'll finally understand something so simple and obvious.
I'm not the "Dumb-Ass Whisperer".

I really, really hate anti-semantics.

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Re: Why Does Tank Need New Underpants?
« Reply #6 on: August 16, 2019, 08:56:51 AM »
This place has gotten a little strange since I've been gone. ::)

Excellent my plan is coming to fruition!
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
“Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt.” ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

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Re: Why Does Tank Need New Underpants?
« Reply #7 on: August 16, 2019, 09:52:50 AM »
This place has gotten a little strange since I've been gone. ::)

Excellent my plan is coming to fruition!

Fruit of the Loom?

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Re: Why Does Tank Need New Underpants?
« Reply #8 on: August 16, 2019, 12:12:36 PM »
This place has gotten a little strange since I've been gone. ::)

Excellent my plan is coming to fruition!

Fruit of the Loom?

Cotton traders!
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
“Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt.” ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

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Re: Why Does Tank Need New Underpants?
« Reply #9 on: August 18, 2019, 02:22:22 PM »
This place has gotten a little strange since I've been gone. ::)

Just a little strange? ;D
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Re: Why Does Tank Need New Underpants?
« Reply #10 on: August 18, 2019, 07:29:49 PM »
This place has gotten a little strange since I've been gone. ::)

Just a little strange? ;D

Yeah, just a little strange. I'm mean no offense xSP, but I've seen some strange shit in my life...However. I've always pictured Tank as kind of the "Chicks dig me, because I rarely wear underwear, but when I do it's usually something unusual type of guy".
I'm truly sorry, but I can't keep explaining this simple thing to you over and over again hoping that you'll finally understand something so simple and obvious.
I'm not the "Dumb-Ass Whisperer".

I really, really hate anti-semantics.