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Re: The answer is . . .
« Reply #45 on: July 22, 2018, 01:49:20 PM »
A. Don't look, don't see and grow vegetables.

Q. What do you do when you've finished playing in a mariachi band?

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A. I see stars!
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Re: The answer is . . .
« Reply #46 on: July 22, 2018, 02:48:53 PM »
A. Don't look, don't see and grow vegetables.

Q. What do you do when you've finished playing in a mariachi band?

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A. I see stars!
Q: What happens when you go to your standing-on-your-head-and-blowing-your-nose club?


A: The clown went awol.
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Re: The answer is . . .
« Reply #47 on: July 22, 2018, 03:30:44 PM »
A: The clown went awol.

Q: Why did the USA world standing drastically improve?

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A: I happen to think she looks good in a spacesuit.

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Re: The answer is . . .
« Reply #48 on: July 23, 2018, 12:43:21 AM »
A: I happen to think she looks good in a spacesuit.

Q: George, what on earth have you done with the next door neighbour's dog?

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A: Forty seven crates of lemonade, thirteen monkey suits and a harmonica
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This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.”

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Re: The answer is . . .
« Reply #49 on: July 23, 2018, 10:15:08 AM »

A: Forty seven crates of lemonade, thirteen monkey suits and a harmonica

Q: Can you just repeat that order please Jesus?


A: And deliver it to where?
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