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Re: The answer is . . .
« Reply #30 on: May 27, 2018, 03:34:38 AM »
The answer is that IZ is doing music that satisfies the mathematics of composition.  Rap, it ain't.
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A:
Because it's a racist, white men only, type of club.

WHY DO YOU KEEP DOING THIS!?


A: I'll get you my pretty, and your little dog too!!

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Re: The answer is . . .
« Reply #31 on: May 27, 2018, 05:15:41 AM »
Jeff Goldblum:
I'll get you my pretty, and your little dog too!!

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Re: The answer is . . .
« Reply #32 on: May 27, 2018, 12:58:52 PM »
Said the straight man to the late man, "Where have you been?" I've been here and I've been there and I've been in between

Q. So what's your excuse, this time then, eh?


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Re: The answer is . . .
« Reply #33 on: May 27, 2018, 02:13:29 PM »
A. White overalls, a pair of sunglasses and a large beehive

What was Elvis' idea of the perfect woman.

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Re: The answer is . . .
« Reply #34 on: May 28, 2018, 07:09:11 PM »
joeactor:
Ya cain't tell what's in the pickle barrel 'till ya git the lid off'n it!


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Re: The answer is . . .
« Reply #35 on: May 29, 2018, 03:41:35 PM »
What did I write the last time I was on acid?



Mongoose.

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Re: The answer is . . .
« Reply #36 on: May 29, 2018, 05:19:35 PM »
What did I write the last time I was on acid?



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Re: The answer is . . .
« Reply #37 on: May 29, 2018, 05:33:04 PM »
What did I write the last time I was on acid?



Mongoose.

"Gaspar, what eez zat bird vous are leading on a string?"

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Oh, just the usual way please.

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Re: The answer is . . .
« Reply #38 on: May 29, 2018, 06:34:58 PM »
What the only First Class passenger said while sipping his cognac right before the plane hit the ground.


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Re: The answer is . . .
« Reply #39 on: May 30, 2018, 12:17:59 PM »
The answer is that IZ is doing music that satisfies the mathematics of composition.  Rap, it ain't.
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A:
Because it's a racist, white men only, type of club.

WHY DO YOU KEEP DOING THIS!?


A: I'll get you my pretty, and your little dog too!!


Yes, why do we keep doing this?

I don't like rap, I fixate on the misogyny and stupid bling so I don't try to like it, or to find the poetry.  My loss possibly, others obviously enjoy it.  I don't feel the need to express my dislike to people that I know do like it.  I can avoid it almost entirely day to day, it's not a major problem for me.

I only desire a tiny fraction of the music on offer, exclusivity adds to the appeal.
I can get evangelistic with a bit of encouragement but it'd be horrible if everyone shared my favourites.

Anyway, I think it's better to find where tastes intersect, share your likes not your dislike.

Certainty disturbs me


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Re: The answer is . . .
« Reply #40 on: May 30, 2018, 02:40:29 PM »
I don't like rap, I fixate on the misogyny and stupid bling so I don't try to like it, or to find the poetry.  My loss possibly, others obviously enjoy it.  I don't feel the need to express my dislike to people that I know do like it.  I can avoid it almost entirely day to day, it's not a major problem for me.

I only desire a tiny fraction of the music on offer, exclusivity adds to the appeal.
I can get evangelistic with a bit of encouragement but it'd be horrible if everyone shared my favourites.

Anyway, I think it's better to find where tastes intersect, share your likes not your dislike.
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Re: The answer is . . .
« Reply #41 on: May 30, 2018, 02:50:37 PM »
Q. Can't you try our Davin? you only have to talk sensible and they'll let you out.

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Certainty disturbs me


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Re: The answer is . . .
« Reply #42 on: May 30, 2018, 04:59:49 PM »
Q. Is it harmless?

A. Because it turned out to be a bad idea.

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