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Re: The answer is . . .
« Reply #15 on: May 26, 2018, 03:16:38 PM »
A. Pulled pork and smashed avocado

What diagnosis did the vegan get when he visited the Dr about a groin injury?

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Re: The answer is . . .
« Reply #16 on: May 26, 2018, 03:36:37 PM »
Q This is the Land of THE FRee,
To pass you moost answer
do yoy have fnees?

A. I always meant to but I never got around to it.
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Re: The answer is . . .
« Reply #17 on: May 26, 2018, 05:01:37 PM »
A. I always meant to but I never got around to it.

Did you ever get to rub in No one's face the fact that In 2018, rapper Kendrick Lamar won the award for his 2017 rap album Damn?


A:
Somewhere over the rainbow.

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Re: The answer is . . .
« Reply #18 on: May 26, 2018, 05:18:23 PM »
Raps 247:
Somewhere over the rainbow.

Where is rap considered talent?

Death seed blind man's greed. Poets' starving children bleed. Nothing he's got he really needs.

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Re: The answer is . . .
« Reply #19 on: May 26, 2018, 05:20:09 PM »
Raps 247:
Somewhere over the rainbow.

Where is rap considered talent?

Death seed blind man's greed. Poets' starving children bleed. Nothing he's got he really needs.

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Re: The answer is . . .
« Reply #20 on: May 26, 2018, 05:22:48 PM »
Death seed blind man's greed. Poets' starving children bleed. Nothing he's got he really needs.

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Re: The answer is . . .
« Reply #21 on: May 26, 2018, 05:43:48 PM »
Death seed blind man's greed. Poets' starving children bleed. Nothing he's got he really needs.

And the survey says!?

Answer: Yes officer, I do. I gave it to your daughter too!

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Re: The answer is . . .
« Reply #22 on: May 26, 2018, 05:45:48 PM »
Death seed blind man's greed. Poets' starving children bleed. Nothing he's got he really needs.

Sorry, thought that was just your new signature style!
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Re: The answer is . . .
« Reply #23 on: May 26, 2018, 05:48:47 PM »
Dave:
Sorry, thought that was just your new signature style!

No worries Dave, no one is perfect.

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Re: The answer is . . .
« Reply #24 on: May 26, 2018, 06:02:39 PM »
Dave:
Sorry, thought that was just your new signature style!

No worries Dave, no one is perfect.

Oh, are you?
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Re: The answer is . . .
« Reply #25 on: May 26, 2018, 07:15:15 PM »
Oh, are you?

Yes, I'm with Arturo and No one. Somewhere over the rainbow is where rap is considered talent.

IZ's voice is absolutely remarkable. It is positively beautiful.

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That's just the way it is.

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Re: The answer is . . .
« Reply #26 on: May 26, 2018, 08:59:24 PM »

 :grin:


A:
That's just the way it is.

Why did you not question my answer!?!?!?!?

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Re: The answer is . . .
« Reply #27 on: May 27, 2018, 01:13:17 AM »
The answer is that IZ is doing music that satisfies the mathematics of composition.  Rap, it ain't.  There are a whole bunch of talented Hawaiians who can make good music with their ukelele.

 Here is a virtuosa Haiwaian/Samoan woman, Taimane Gardener, doing some Led Zeppelin stuff...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oAph0bnSXsg  She can play.   

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Re: The answer is . . .
« Reply #28 on: May 27, 2018, 01:50:47 AM »
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I like it!
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Re: The answer is . . .
« Reply #29 on: May 27, 2018, 02:07:30 AM »
The answer is that IZ is doing music that satisfies the mathematics of composition.  Rap, it ain't.
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Because it's a racist, white men only, type of club.