Regretting parenthood

[Icarus]

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Parenting is a difficult, important job, but it's not for everyone. I wish we could drop this narrative that pushes the idea that people are incomplete or worthless if they don't have kids.

You're so totally right about this. got jumped on so fast be 2 people, before they even knew my thought process. I was called selfish and self-centered.
So, me being young, and unsure of myself, I wondered for the next year if I really was selfish for not wanting kids.
Now I would just tell them to go fuck themselves, but back then I was a different person.

I like you Dragonia. That you grew into a state of mental independence, so as to tell your detractors to commit an impossible physical act....is my kind of lady.   

[Dragonia]

^^^*blushing*   Why thank you kind sir.

As far as telling them to commit impossible physical acts, the word "fuck"  is one of my favorites, so I do try to find tasteful ways of inserting it into casual conversation. You know, when appropriate. 

[Asmodean]

*furiously drawing graphs and flowcharts, pondering possibilities and doing math*

The Asmo, He shall solve the "Fuck yourself" problem, and then... THEN... Fabulously wealthy! 

[hermes2015]

*furiously drawing graphs and flowcharts, pondering possibilities and doing math*

The Asmo, He shall solve the "Fuck yourself" problem, and then... THEN... Fabulously wealthy! 

I've seen it done.

[Asmodean]

Yeah... I'm trying to lay off the Internet for exactly that reason. The things my artificial lens enhanced eyes have seen, which they may never un-see... Yukc! 

[Dragonia]

*furiously drawing graphs and flowcharts, pondering possibilities and doing math*

The Asmo, He shall solve the "Fuck yourself" problem, and then... THEN... Fabulously wealthy! 

I've seen it done.

Ha, the only thing that is going through my mind now is the Christian song "I Can Only Imagine". I bet this kind of imagining isn't what the author had in mind as a music video.....
Both of you.... ?? I'm just not even going to ask. I guess that's what the internet is for

[Asmodean]

I guess that's what the internet is for

Yep. 

(The vid is safe, should any-one wonder. Some swearing, a gif of a banana blowjob and some good comedy)

[Dragonia]

^^^ 

Why do we do this to ourselves???

[Asmodean]

The Internet has created demands, which previously were too fringe/niche to supply, be it for profit of monetary kind, fame and glory or just for the lulz. That is an inescapable result of bringing relatively free people together, and, in turn, the inescapable result of that is... Swirling orifices. Hashtag backinmyday...


...Nah, broadly, I don't mind.   

[No one]

Hey, whatever floats your boat. Just as long as you don't dock it in my harbor.

[Asmodean]

The Asmo, He finds the use of the word "dock" somewhat... Suspect.

In fact, He suspects some sort of an ungodly sodomy reference, is what He does.







...and He approves. 

[hermes2015]

Yeah... I'm trying to lay off the Internet for exactly that reason. The things my artificial lens enhanced eyes have seen, which they may never un-see... Yukc! 

Internet?

[Bad Penny II]

The Asmo, He finds the use of the word "dock" somewhat... Suspect.

In fact, He suspects some sort of an ungodly sodomy reference, is what He does.

...and He approves. 

It was a rejection of ungodly sodomy.

[Asmodean]

Hashtag iwouldntevendockyou 

Well played, sir... Well played!