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I Confess 2!
« on: November 09, 2017, 03:33:39 PM »
OK. I give up. Its time I give you a little confession!

This may come as a shock to you all but I am not who you think I am. I am not in fact a Priest, nor even a monkey. Alas I am just a simple man, a product of evolution. Nothing more, nothing less.

I am in fact just a regular everyday sort of Atheist.

I was an idiot/religious for the longest time but years ago I embraced Atheism. I am surprised at how much sense it all makes now that I think clearly and rationally; that is not believing in ridiculous gods and superstitious religions, and all of the other garbage that accompanies such simple ideologies.


Anyway.. I am sorry for the deception, I thought it was just a funny joke and more of a "little white lie" than anything else. (Plus I like the monkey/gorilla stuff, and I love bananas, OMG!)


So...apologies...and hopefuly I cleared up any misunderstanding!
I'm truly sorry, but I can't keep explaining this simple thing to you over and over again hoping that you'll finally understand something so simple and obvious.
I'm not the "Dumb-Ass Whisperer".

I really, really hate anti-semantics.

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Re: I Confess 2!
« Reply #1 on: November 09, 2017, 03:52:06 PM »
If you want to get technical, I'd say you're closer to being a monkey priest than others are to, say, being a Catholic nun.

And you could always be ordained. I had a friend do that so he could legally marry two of his friends. It was cool.

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Re: I Confess 2!
« Reply #2 on: November 09, 2017, 04:41:45 PM »
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My turn!

OK. I give up. Its time I give you a little confession!

This may come as a shock to you all but I am not who you think I am. I am not in fact a regular, weed smoking happy hippie atheist.

I am in fact just a regular everyday sort of witch who regularly hosts rituals under the moonlight out on my property.

I'm not a self-proclaimed witch, if you remember, I sort of earned the title, here...this means that I am a witch by nature not by association. --Explaining what this means is difficult so I will not even try it. I have denied it for many years, but I am tired of living "in the broom closet." 

Anyway.. I am sorry for the deception, I thought denying it was just a funny joke and more of a "little white lie" than anything else.

So...apologies...and hopefully I cleared up any misunderstanding!

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Re: I Confess 2!
« Reply #3 on: November 09, 2017, 05:01:04 PM »
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'm not a self-proclaimed witch, if you remember, I sort of earned the title, here...this means that I am a witch by nature not by association
Sort of makes you a witch by acclamation as well, MegaMags!

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Re: I Confess 2!
« Reply #4 on: November 09, 2017, 05:45:56 PM »
I too want to confess. It has been a long time coming too. It has been a burden and has weighed very heavily on me, I feel ashamed for my deceit. I orchestrated the "Moon Landing." 

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Re: I Confess 2!
« Reply #5 on: November 09, 2017, 06:48:48 PM »
I'm actually a robot.

Always question all authorities because the authority you don't question is the most dangerous... except me, never question me.

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Re: I Confess 2!
« Reply #6 on: November 09, 2017, 08:22:00 PM »
I'm actually a robot.

I knew it! Ha...Davin is an Atheist-Bot...who can dance!



I'm truly sorry, but I can't keep explaining this simple thing to you over and over again hoping that you'll finally understand something so simple and obvious.
I'm not the "Dumb-Ass Whisperer".

I really, really hate anti-semantics.

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Re: I Confess 2!
« Reply #7 on: November 09, 2017, 10:48:15 PM »
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'm not a self-proclaimed witch, if you remember, I sort of earned the title, here...this means that I am a witch by nature not by association
Sort of makes you a witch by acclamation as well, MegaMags!

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"A witch by acclamation." I like it.  :smilenod:


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Re: I Confess 2!
« Reply #8 on: November 09, 2017, 10:51:32 PM »
I too want to confess. It has been a long time coming too. It has been a burden and has weighed very heavily on me, I feel ashamed for my deceit. I orchestrated the "Moon Landing."

People! No one orchestrated the "Moon Landing."

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Re: I Confess 2!
« Reply #9 on: November 09, 2017, 11:23:54 PM »
People! No one orchestrated the "Moon Landing."

 :computerwave: I knew that!

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Re: I Confess 2!
« Reply #10 on: November 09, 2017, 11:40:52 PM »

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Re: I Confess 2!
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Re: I Confess 2!
« Reply #12 on: November 10, 2017, 12:03:38 AM »
OK. I give up. Its time I give you a little confession!

This may come as a shock to you all but I am not who you think I am. I am not in fact a Priest, nor even a monkey. Alas I am just a simple man, a product of evolution. Nothing more, nothing less.

I am in fact just a regular everyday sort of Atheist.

I was an idiot/religious for the longest time but years ago I embraced Atheism. I am surprised at how much sense it all makes now that I think clearly and rationally; that is not believing in ridiculous gods and superstitious religions, and all of the other garbage that accompanies such simple ideologies.


Anyway.. I am sorry for the deception, I thought it was just a funny joke and more of a "little white lie" than anything else. (Plus I like the monkey/gorilla stuff, and I love bananas, OMG!)


So...apologies...and hopefuly I cleared up any misunderstanding!

So it's true! You are married to Salma Hayek!

It's the only thing you haven't denied!

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Re: I Confess 2!
« Reply #13 on: November 10, 2017, 01:48:48 PM »
I can't take all these revelations!!!!!

Always question all authorities because the authority you don't question is the most dangerous... except me, never question me.

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Re: I Confess 2!
« Reply #14 on: November 10, 2017, 02:48:52 PM »
OK. I give up. Its time I give you a little confession!

This may come as a shock to you all but I am not who you think I am. I am not in fact a Priest, nor even a monkey. Alas I am just a simple man, a product of evolution. Nothing more, nothing less.

I am in fact just a regular everyday sort of Atheist.

I was an idiot/religious for the longest time but years ago I embraced Atheism. I am surprised at how much sense it all makes now that I think clearly and rationally; that is not believing in ridiculous gods and superstitious religions, and all of the other garbage that accompanies such simple ideologies.


Anyway.. I am sorry for the deception, I thought it was just a funny joke and more of a "little white lie" than anything else. (Plus I like the monkey/gorilla stuff, and I love bananas, OMG!)


So...apologies...and hopefuly I cleared up any misunderstanding!

So it's true! You are married to Salma Hayek!

It's the only thing you haven't denied!

I'm truly sorry, but I can't keep explaining this simple thing to you over and over again hoping that you'll finally understand something so simple and obvious.
I'm not the "Dumb-Ass Whisperer".

I really, really hate anti-semantics.