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Re: Things that make you chuckle
« Reply #435 on: October 02, 2018, 11:17:38 PM »
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Re: Things that make you chuckle
« Reply #436 on: October 03, 2018, 07:51:03 AM »
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
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Re: Things that make you chuckle
« Reply #437 on: October 15, 2018, 12:09:40 AM »

This is so silly but it's gotten me wiping away tears!
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Re: Things that make you chuckle
« Reply #438 on: October 20, 2018, 05:05:20 PM »
I thought I was hearing voices . . . Oh, no, not another problem!

The on/off switch in the bathroom radio had, all on its own, all of a sudden, decided to become a permanently "on" switch. I had been for a pee earlier but never turn the radio on for that unless a fave prog is on. No fave progs on Saturday afternoon.
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Re: Things that make you chuckle
« Reply #439 on: November 08, 2018, 06:00:23 AM »

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Re: Things that make you chuckle
« Reply #440 on: November 08, 2018, 07:52:27 PM »
^Is that for real? :lol:
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Re: Things that make you chuckle
« Reply #441 on: November 08, 2018, 08:17:45 PM »
My thoughts exactly.
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Re: Things that make you chuckle
« Reply #442 on: November 09, 2018, 03:14:04 AM »
I don't know, but it looks real. I just found the picture on another site and it made me laugh.

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Re: Things that make you chuckle
« Reply #443 on: November 15, 2018, 03:21:44 PM »
I was sending out party invitations just now and my phone autocorrected "I would like for you to come" (gostaria que vocês viessem) to "I would like for you to live" (gostaria que vocês vivessem).

Like, I can't guarantee your safety if you choose not to come! Trust autocorrect to transform an invitation into a veiled threat! :rofl:
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Re: Things that make you chuckle
« Reply #444 on: November 15, 2018, 03:24:09 PM »
I imagine my invitation is in the mail, is that correct?

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Re: Things that make you chuckle
« Reply #445 on: November 15, 2018, 03:32:28 PM »
I imagine my invitation is in the mail, is that correct?

Erm...You're all invited! :grin: I'd just imagined coming to Brazil for a BBQ would be a little far for most of you. :(
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Re: Things that make you chuckle
« Reply #446 on: November 15, 2018, 03:47:18 PM »
I imagine my invitation is in the mail, is that correct?

Erm...You're all invited! :grin: I'd just imagined coming to Brazil for a BBQ would be a little far for most of you. :(

We might take photos of you and then you'd have to kill us!  :snicker1:
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Re: Things that make you chuckle
« Reply #447 on: November 15, 2018, 04:00:52 PM »
I imagine my invitation is in the mail, is that correct?

Erm...You're all invited! :grin: I'd just imagined coming to Brazil for a BBQ would be a little far for most of you. :(

We might take photos of you and then you'd have to kill us!  :snicker1:

:lol: Cameras are soul-sucking devices, I see them for what they are! 
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Re: Things that make you chuckle
« Reply #448 on: November 15, 2018, 04:04:46 PM »
I imagine my invitation is in the mail, is that correct?

Erm...You're all invited! :grin: I'd just imagined coming to Brazil for a BBQ would be a little far for most of you. :(

We might take photos of you and then you'd have to kill us!  :snicker1:

:lol: Cameras are soul-sucking devices, I see them for what they are!

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Re: Things that make you chuckle
« Reply #449 on: November 15, 2018, 04:08:19 PM »
I have a strict no photo policy. You needn't worry. It will almost feel like I'm not even there.