Next I'll be spending all my money on bottles of peppermint oil and tubs of Mentholatum to rub on and sniff in paper bags and stuff! 
It's always so sad when that happens. Sitting in the street, depending on the kindness of strangers.
Yeah, I can see it now, sitting there muttering, "Spare an extra-strong mint, guv. Only the one, just to keep me going, honest."
