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Re: It's a sign!
« Reply #45 on: July 24, 2017, 12:48:13 AM »
 Bruno is a party pooper with his sterile explanation of the acronym:CILT.  The notice would have gotten way better attendance had it actually read: "Clit Stimulation".   :secrets1:

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Re: It's a sign!
« Reply #46 on: July 24, 2017, 04:44:18 PM »
Some words though, end up getting special consideration when reading. Words that differentiate by mixing up the internal letters like for could and cloud do make things weird if put contextually wrong into sentences, "I cloud see the could." At least for me. Context helps speed up the reading.

It's like how double words can be more easily missed when when there are no rules for double words but double words are easier to spot with words that that have grammatical rules for allowing doubles.

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Re: It's a sign!
« Reply #47 on: July 24, 2017, 11:55:32 PM »
Accomplished readers do not read words.   They read thoughts with great rapidity.  It is much too easy to use our word/thought cerebral mechanism to miss the actual intent of the written words. Contextual position of the word is the key of course. The most recent sign had no context other than that which it was announcing.  Not the way our mind works unless we were actually looking for the CILT meeting place. 


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Re: It's a sign!
« Reply #48 on: July 25, 2017, 01:07:18 PM »
But how do we know if it's stimulation or simulation? These are important questions.

CILT is an acronym for "Chartered Institute of Logistics and Transport". A professional group concerned with the promotion of simulation and modelling as a powerful means in the analyses and optimisation of transport and logistics processes.


You folks just have some dirty minds 8)
Is not clit stimulation only dirty if the clit in question is dirty..?  :notsure:

Oh, and I too read the second word differently - not the first.  ;)
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Re: It's a sign!
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« Reply #50 on: August 06, 2017, 08:55:44 PM »
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Re: It's a sign!
« Reply #51 on: August 07, 2017, 03:11:12 AM »

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Re: It's a sign!
« Reply #54 on: August 08, 2017, 02:41:21 AM »
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Re: It's a sign!
« Reply #55 on: September 01, 2017, 12:10:28 AM »
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Re: It's a sign!
« Reply #56 on: March 24, 2018, 03:50:54 PM »
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« Reply #57 on: March 24, 2018, 04:26:44 PM »
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Re: It's a sign!
« Reply #58 on: March 25, 2018, 02:54:21 PM »
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Re: It's a sign!
« Reply #59 on: March 25, 2018, 03:35:39 PM »


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