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« Reply #30 on: June 13, 2017, 03:14:46 PM »
Anywho, and on more serious note...after a couple of months of investigation I've finally discovered the source:



I like this!





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Re: Religious comedy memes etc.
« Reply #31 on: June 14, 2017, 12:42:53 AM »
^^^
His eyes are missing the iris!  :o

Butt he's god, so he doesn't really need them...which makes me wonder, did Jesus when he was a man poop?

Not trying to be gross, or disrespectful, butt after all he's god,... so I would think he probably didn't poop right? Or get erections?


Not god right, pooping, erections?

Who can answer this?

I always assumed he did, since I was taught that Jesus, while in human form, was fully human.  And since he was eating and drinking in human form . . . well, the excess has to go somewhere.

And all human Jesus' other muscles worked like ordinary muscles, so why wouldn't the penis?  Unless he was born neutered, as Mags suggests.  But in that case, could he truly be referred to as the son of god?

Of course, some Xtians think Jesus was simultaneously fully human and fully divine, so who knows?

The penis isn't a muscle. It's just a tube inside another tube that the outter tube fulls up with blood and the inner tube lets out stuff. All the hardness is just blood.

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Re: Religious comedy memes etc.
« Reply #32 on: June 14, 2017, 01:23:22 AM »

The penis isn't a muscle. It's just a tube inside another tube that the outter tube fulls up with blood and the inner tube lets out stuff. All the hardness is just blood.

Amazing.  I'll never again sneer at men for not knowing anything about clitorises.
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Re: Religious comedy memes etc.
« Reply #33 on: June 14, 2017, 04:56:45 AM »

The penis isn't a muscle. It's just a tube inside another tube that the outter tube fulls up with blood and the inner tube lets out stuff. All the hardness is just blood.

Amazing.  I'll never again sneer at men for not knowing anything about clitorises.

Well I don't know much about them either besides women like it when you touch them (although I don't know how to technique-wise) and that it resembles a penis. Hence the saying "penises are just enlarged clitoris". There may have been some lie I was told by a girl that said girls pee out the other hole in the front.

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« Reply #34 on: June 27, 2017, 03:23:05 PM »
I like this first one a lot, would like to have a t-shirt which read that.



Christians aren't really that smart are they.




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« Reply #35 on: July 18, 2017, 03:02:53 PM »
Haha this is funny!

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« Reply #36 on: July 19, 2017, 12:58:56 AM »
^ :snicker:
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« Reply #37 on: July 21, 2017, 02:57:55 PM »
He's cool with it damn't!

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« Reply #38 on: July 21, 2017, 04:52:58 PM »
All those signs the people in green are holding look to be in Mandarin or something similar.

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« Reply #39 on: July 22, 2017, 08:42:17 PM »
All those signs the people in green are holding look to be in Mandarin or something similar.

The people in the green are cops, religious asses with the signs are behind them..., butt I think the ones in green are Vulcans.


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« Reply #40 on: July 24, 2017, 06:45:55 AM »
Get Back To Work Davin!

Yes. Get Back To Work Davin!

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« Reply #42 on: July 24, 2017, 07:09:22 AM »
I think one of the reasons I stopped believing was that nobody would let me believe in my ideas I had about God. They all had to defer me from my own way of thinking. So I just gave up all together. :rofl:


Also Mags :shooty: :far out:

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« Reply #43 on: July 24, 2017, 04:53:51 PM »
Get Back To Work Davin!

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Relax Bruno and Mags, I got this!

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« Reply #44 on: July 24, 2017, 05:54:27 PM »
^^^ I saw a part of a movie with that guy and Ice Cube. It was called Fist Fight. Hilarious!

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