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Re: Caption contest....
« Reply #15 on: April 11, 2016, 08:16:03 AM »
Cobra: if it wasn't for that serpent I could take my own selfies.

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Re: Caption contest....
« Reply #16 on: April 11, 2016, 09:40:51 AM »
A modern snake-charmer inadvertently discovered that playing youtube video of Justin Bieber's "Sorry" will cause a cobra to channel all its aggressive feelings towards the phone and not the handler.

After this was discovered and divulged in India, the number of pet cobras increased by 89,4% while the amount of reported cobra-related deaths decreased by 21,1%.

Justin Bieber, seeing that his "Sorry" youtube video had more than 200 million views, wrongly assumed that this was because the song was any good.   
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Re: Caption contest....
« Reply #17 on: April 29, 2016, 12:48:15 AM »
I'm just a student of the game that they taught me.


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Re: Caption contest....
« Reply #18 on: April 29, 2016, 01:47:57 AM »
The prequel to A Farewell To Arms.

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Re: Caption contest....
« Reply #19 on: April 29, 2016, 02:05:41 AM »
"Big Bang" the Movie!
I'm truly sorry, but I can't keep explaining this simple thing to you over and over again hoping that you'll finally understand something so simple and obvious.
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Re: Caption contest....
« Reply #20 on: April 29, 2016, 02:12:40 AM »
The prequel to A Farewell To Arms.

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Re: Caption contest....
« Reply #21 on: April 29, 2016, 06:42:41 AM »

Geek, Matt Turnbull (26), introduces his friends.
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Re: Caption contest....
« Reply #22 on: April 29, 2016, 09:39:00 PM »
I'm not seeing any pictures except for Silver Phinx's
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Re: Caption contest....
« Reply #23 on: April 30, 2016, 04:56:01 PM »
An introvert and his six best friends.


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Re: Caption contest....
« Reply #24 on: May 09, 2016, 05:52:33 PM »

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Re: Caption contest....
« Reply #25 on: May 09, 2016, 07:01:56 PM »
We missed the train again?

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Re: Caption contest....
« Reply #26 on: May 09, 2016, 07:29:54 PM »
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Re: Caption contest....
« Reply #27 on: May 09, 2016, 08:33:08 PM »
Don't worry... it's not a real battle. Just a training mission.

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Re: Caption contest....
« Reply #28 on: May 09, 2016, 10:01:17 PM »

"Stormtroopers, if you look straight ahead, earthlings call these, camouflaged snipers."

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Re: Caption contest....
« Reply #29 on: May 12, 2016, 08:11:24 AM »

Cheap Ebay costumes cause havoc at fancy dress party.