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Re: Caption contest....
« Reply #60 on: May 22, 2017, 01:17:59 PM »
"This is a magic lamp right, if I rub it do I get my 3 wishes? Can we go on a magic carpet ride with that thing on your head?"

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Re: Caption contest....
« Reply #61 on: May 22, 2017, 01:37:44 PM »
"This is a magic lamp right, if I rub it do I get my 3 wishes? Can we go on a magic carpet ride with that thing on your head?"

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Re: Caption contest....
« Reply #62 on: May 22, 2017, 02:48:46 PM »

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Re: Caption contest....
« Reply #63 on: May 22, 2017, 08:13:17 PM »

Saudi in middle: snickering "He touched my ball"

Donald: "I'm going to bomb the shit out of you"
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But, uh...well there it is.
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Re: Caption contest....
« Reply #64 on: May 23, 2017, 05:48:35 PM »

BREAKING NEWS! Trump closes his eyes just as photo is taken!

Trump was seen -- but was clearly not seeing -- just as the photo was taken yesterday during what could be the biggest oil deal of the century.

"The media are out to get me," said a disgruntled Trump. "I know I'm great, and I will make America great again. I tell you all, you will be bathing in oil, I will create jobs, jobs in which people have to clean all the excess oil from the streets. We will burn more oil than China, we will be greater than that Asian country, no Asian country is going to be greater than us. I promise you. "
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Re: Caption contest....
« Reply #65 on: May 23, 2017, 05:49:44 PM »
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Re: Caption contest....
« Reply #66 on: May 23, 2017, 05:53:50 PM »

Crystal ball, tell me all, how much for a very tall 'n wide wall?

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« Reply #67 on: May 23, 2017, 05:54:42 PM »




"Do my hands look big on this?"

Trump glances at the two men's hands.

Speaking of glancing, Donald's eyes look open, but you don't see any color.
But, uh...well there it is.
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Re: Caption contest....
« Reply #68 on: May 23, 2017, 05:56:11 PM »




"Do my hands look big on this?"

Trump glances at the two men's hands.

Speaking of glancing, Donald's eyes look open, but you don't see any color.

Creepy. Maybe he was briefly electrified? :notsure:
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« Reply #69 on: May 23, 2017, 05:58:32 PM »

They all look like they're all giggling like 4 year olds after hearing the word "poop"
But, uh...well there it is.
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Re: Caption contest....
« Reply #70 on: May 23, 2017, 06:11:05 PM »

"Do my hands look big on this?"

Trump glances at the two men's hands.

Speaking of glancing, Donald's eyes look open, but you don't see any color.

Creepy. Maybe he was briefly electrified? :notsure:

Dwayne Johnson showed up and laid the smack down and made his eyes roll into the back of his head. What you see isn't actually the President, it's a reptilian from space posing as him until he was revived so he didn't lose his power. What actually happened was Dwayne Johnson electrified the President upon entering the room, killing him instantly.
But, uh...well there it is.
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Re: Caption contest....
« Reply #71 on: May 24, 2017, 06:16:15 AM »
^^ I think xSP wins, but those were all good. 8)




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Re: Caption contest....
« Reply #72 on: May 24, 2017, 09:26:12 AM »
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Re: Caption contest....
« Reply #73 on: May 24, 2017, 11:33:00 AM »


"Hey JJ, did you put the car in bark"?

"Dammit Spot not now with the jokes, just hand me a 3/4 wrench!"

Dammit Spot! I said wrench not frisbee!
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Re: Caption contest....
« Reply #74 on: May 24, 2017, 11:53:10 AM »

Isn't it fixed yet! I want my walk!
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