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Re: Caption contest....
« Reply #120 on: August 09, 2017, 09:06:03 PM »


How to train your dog.
:rimshot: --Good one, No one.

No one's is good Mags, and deserves mention (No one always has good "Caption Comments"), butt what about mine Mags? Wasn't mine worth a mention, or at least a smilie face or something? Or did I overthink mine,...put too much into it, that it's isn't it. I went ahead and over thought it, damn't. That's the problem with me you know (Or one of them) I just over think shit too much, can't learn to keep it simple, nope not me, not "Father Bruno Who Overthinks Jokes Too Much"!

Or maybe, just maybe Mags, you don't have an idea who Journey is,... have never held a lighter aloft inside the Joe Louis Arena when everyone in the arena is singing aloud and along to the next line to the song:
Just a city boy
Born and raised in South Detroit
He took the midnight train
Goin' anywhere


...and so you're all like, whateverrrrrr, I just don't get it!!!!!


Ha!
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Re: Caption contest....
« Reply #121 on: August 09, 2017, 10:06:15 PM »


How to train your dog.
:rimshot: --Good one, No one.

No one's is good Mags, and deserves mention (No one always has good "Caption Comments"), butt what about mine Mags? Wasn't mine worth a mention, or at least a smilie face or something? Or did I overthink mine,...put too much into it, that it's isn't it. I went ahead and over thought it, damn't. That's the problem with me you know (Or one of them) I just over think shit too much, can't learn to keep it simple, nope not me, not "Father Bruno Who Overthinks Jokes Too Much"!

Or maybe, just maybe Mags, you don't have an idea who Journey is,... have never held a lighter aloft inside the Joe Louis Arena when everyone in the arena is singing aloud and along to the next line to the song:
Just a city boy
Born and raised in South Detroit
He took the midnight train
Goin' anywhere


...and so you're all like, whateverrrrrr, I just don't get it!!!!!


Ha!
Yours was good too, Father;D
Maybe I overthink things too. I thought, "That's a dog, taking a train at midnight, going anywhere...that makes her a bitch, literally. That's not nice because that could also be a male dog taking a train at midnight going anywhere...that makes him a gigolo."  :notsure:


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Re: Caption contest....
« Reply #122 on: September 19, 2017, 08:06:34 PM »


Fill in the bubble!
Tomorrow is precious, don't ruin it by fouling up today.

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Re: Caption contest....
« Reply #123 on: September 19, 2017, 11:15:53 PM »
Am I the only one that takes this clown college stuff seriously?

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Re: Caption contest....
« Reply #124 on: September 19, 2017, 11:27:40 PM »
"Huh... I thought this would be funnier."

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Re: Caption contest....
« Reply #125 on: October 13, 2017, 03:45:23 PM »



WHO TOOK DOWN MY ONE DIRECTION POSTER, AND WHO THE HELL IS JESUS?
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Re: Caption contest....
« Reply #126 on: October 13, 2017, 03:46:44 PM »

Always question all authorities because the authority you don't question is the most dangerous... except me, never question me.

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Re: Caption contest....
« Reply #127 on: October 25, 2017, 12:51:30 AM »
I'm just a student of the game that they taught me.


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Re: Caption contest....
« Reply #128 on: October 25, 2017, 06:44:11 AM »

"Be different, be unique, wear a uniform."

  :picard facepalm:


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Re: Caption contest....
« Reply #129 on: November 10, 2017, 01:40:08 AM »
I'm just a student of the game that they taught me.


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Re: Caption contest....
« Reply #130 on: November 10, 2017, 02:57:40 AM »
Origins of Religion:

"Allah!"......"(Allāh)?"
"Allah!"......"(Alláh)?"
"Allah!"......"(Alá)?"
"Allah!"......"/ˈæ.lə/?"
"Allah!"......"/ˈɑːlə/?"


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Re: Caption contest....
« Reply #131 on: November 10, 2017, 03:46:12 AM »


Some times you have a frog in your throat.  At other times, there's a throat in your frog.

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« Reply #132 on: November 10, 2017, 04:51:57 AM »

~"Hey! Are you a frog?"
~"No, let's be politically correct, OK? --I'm a mudskipper."



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Re: Caption contest....
« Reply #133 on: November 10, 2017, 08:18:58 PM »
Well, fooled me.