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Caption contest....

Started by Claireliontamer, March 26, 2016, 03:29:21 PM

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Claireliontamer

I can't find the other thread.

Anyway:


Biggus Dickus

Apparently all of our clothes are in there, does anyone know where the door is?
"Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair."

Firebird

Quote from: Bruno de la Pole on March 26, 2016, 03:32:14 PM
Apparently all of our clothes are in there, does anyone know where the door is?

Nope, look for a crack.

*silence*

In the facade, dammit!
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xSilverPhinx

I would say something, but we really shouldn't crack jokes...
I am what survives if it's slain - Zack Hemsey


Ecurb Noselrub

"We are supposed to wait here until the fat-bottomed girl shows up."

Tank

If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

chimp3

Members of the Siege of Exeter Re-enactment Society wait in line for blue body paint and mead rations.
I doubt it!

Icarus

 ;D   Does the word crack refer to a certain chemical derived from cocaine?

My caption would be; "Just say no to crack".

Sandra Craft

"When the very people you least want to see naked all show up at once."
Sandy

  

"Life is short, and it is up to you to make it sweet."  Sarah Louise Delany

joeactor

Oddly, all the bike seats started out as green...

Davin

It was this moment when they all realized they weren't having a nightmare.
Always question all authorities because the authority you don't question is the most dangerous... except me, never question me.

Claireliontamer


joeactor

Dude... I'm really not interested in your vacations pics.

Biggus Dickus

Doctor: Are you sure it was a cobra that bit you?
Man: Oh absolutely Doc, here I took a selfie just before it bit me.
"Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair."

Ecurb Noselrub

Cobra:  "Ah, I get it now .... he's BEHIND me!"