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Re: Punishing puns!
« Reply #465 on: July 03, 2018, 02:43:51 AM »
Saw this in a FB post:

Who says chemistry jokes argon?
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Re: Punishing puns!
« Reply #466 on: July 10, 2018, 01:35:03 AM »
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Re: Punishing puns!
« Reply #467 on: July 11, 2018, 09:54:01 AM »
That's kinda a surprise.
That's a surprise, kinda.
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Re: Punishing puns!
« Reply #468 on: July 11, 2018, 02:22:07 PM »
I'm just a student of the game that they taught me.


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Re: Punishing puns!
« Reply #469 on: August 07, 2018, 08:31:52 AM »
The only thing that flat Earthers fear is sphere itself.

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Re: Punishing puns!
« Reply #470 on: August 07, 2018, 09:49:15 AM »
The only thing that flat Earthers fear is sphere itself.

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Oh, dear!

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Re: Punishing puns!
« Reply #471 on: August 07, 2018, 03:56:22 PM »


I've eaten at that restaurant. Fairly decent Tex-Mex.  No little Germans, though.

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Re: Punishing puns!
« Reply #472 on: August 12, 2018, 07:09:15 PM »
Scientists have discovered how trees communicate.

They bark!
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Re: Punishing puns!
« Reply #473 on: August 12, 2018, 07:29:16 PM »
Scientists have discovered how trees communicate.

They bark!


Ah. They got to the root of the matter and twigged it, eh?
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Re: Punishing puns!
« Reply #474 on: August 12, 2018, 07:32:31 PM »
Scientists have discovered how trees communicate.

They bark!


Ah. They got to the root of the matter and twigged it, eh?

Pease leaf now!
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Re: Punishing puns!
« Reply #475 on: August 12, 2018, 07:58:18 PM »
Scientists have discovered how trees communicate.

They bark!


Ah. They got to the root of the matter and twigged it, eh?

Pease leaf now!

Aw, I was just thinking of branching out into the subject.
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Re: Punishing puns!
« Reply #476 on: August 12, 2018, 08:02:01 PM »
Scientists have discovered how trees communicate.

They bark!


Ah. They got to the root of the matter and twigged it, eh?

Pease leaf now!

Aw, I was just thinking of branching out into the subject.

I think you should stick to what you know.
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
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Re: Punishing puns!
« Reply #477 on: August 12, 2018, 08:27:54 PM »
Scientists have discovered how trees communicate.

They bark!


Ah. They got to the root of the matter and twigged it, eh?

Pease leaf now!

Aw, I was just thinking of branching out into the subject.

I think you should stick to what you know.
Yeah... oh, well, it's time for rest. You wood log me out if I kept it up.
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Re: Punishing puns!
« Reply #478 on: August 12, 2018, 10:18:16 PM »
All these tree puns. No time forest?
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Re: Punishing puns!
« Reply #479 on: August 12, 2018, 10:59:58 PM »
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