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« on: July 16, 2012, 07:53:36 PM »

We've had some friends at the house for the weekend.  One of them brought himself some Bud Light.  I thought it was all gone, but just a moment ago, I grabbed a beer without looking, popped it open and took swig.  OMG, I'd forgotten just how nasty that stuff is.   Tongue
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« Reply #1 on: July 16, 2012, 08:34:39 PM »

Call poison control! Tell them you inadvertently drank American Beer. They'll know just what to do.

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« Reply #2 on: July 16, 2012, 08:35:40 PM »

Hey, technically it's owned by InBev, so it's Belgian. Not to insult Belgian beer too
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« Reply #3 on: July 17, 2012, 12:25:42 AM »

Mmmmmm Beeeer!!!
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« Reply #4 on: July 17, 2012, 01:11:45 AM »

You need to wash the taste away with a swig of English Real Ale.
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« Reply #5 on: July 17, 2012, 11:08:05 AM »

Hey... At least it wasn't Coors Light. 

I shiver at the thought...
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« Reply #6 on: July 17, 2012, 02:24:07 PM »

At our next meetup, remind me to tell you my Pete Coors story.
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« Reply #7 on: July 17, 2012, 04:58:03 PM »

Hey... At least it wasn't Coors Light. 

I shiver at the thought...

Miller light is worse still.
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« Reply #8 on: July 30, 2012, 10:55:37 AM »

Ugh....american beer. Especially american light beer.


Why is american beer like having sex in a boat?
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« Reply #9 on: July 30, 2012, 11:05:39 AM »

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Why is american beer like having sex in a boat?

Ah, the old ones are the best.
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« Reply #10 on: July 30, 2012, 12:14:06 PM »

Brooklyn is a good beer, it's not the best American beer but its easy to find, cheep and you can actually taste the hobs.
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« Reply #11 on: July 30, 2012, 01:04:15 PM »

There's plenty of amazing American beer. Problem is that it's craft beer, so often only available domestically, even regionally. But Sam Adams should be available for all of you. That's one example of good American beer.
And if you ever come across a beer from Bear Republic, Stone, or Founders, I guarantee you'll be converted.
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« Reply #12 on: July 30, 2012, 01:12:51 PM »

What about Yuengling? That is supposedly a good beer.
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« Reply #13 on: July 30, 2012, 02:04:48 PM »

There's plenty of amazing American beer. Problem is that it's craft beer, so often only available domestically, even regionally. But Sam Adams should be available for all of you. That's one example of good American beer.
And if you ever come across a beer from Bear Republic, Stone, or Founders, I guarantee you'll be converted.

I have a very good regular that I go to which has a huge offering of American beer, I can get all of those except for Founders. I tried Green Flash La Freak on Saturday and that was lovely, bit too pricy to drink regularly but great for a one off.
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« Reply #14 on: July 30, 2012, 02:55:02 PM »

I once made a bet that I could outdrink someone (beer) but we only had warm beer avaliable. I lost. That is disgusting.

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