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« Reply #45 on: July 01, 2012, 03:11:24 AM »

Am I just an old fart, or is this forum becoming obsessed with vaginas?  Just asking. Grin



I agree - our daily intercourse is being infected by vaginas. Is there any way of blocking them?




You want a pussy block?  I'd be afraid a thing like that would become permanent, like if you cock block someone so much that it discourages them.

Pussies are fine. They are soft and yielding. Vaginas on the other hand are clinical and dispassionate and apt to turn up in strident feminist treatises.
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« Reply #46 on: July 01, 2012, 06:12:57 AM »

Am I just an old fart, or is this forum becoming obsessed with vaginas?  Just asking. Grin



I agree - our daily intercourse is being infected by vaginas. Is there any way of blocking them?




You want a pussy block?  I'd be afraid a thing like that would become permanent, like if you cock block someone so much that it discourages them.

Pussies are fine. They are soft and yielding. Vaginas on the other hand are clinical and dispassionate and apt to turn up in strident feminist treatises.

Is it bad that this makes perfect sense to me?
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« Reply #47 on: July 01, 2012, 06:16:23 AM »

Is it bad that this makes perfect sense to me?

No, I understood it too, altho my vagina disagrees with this assessment of it since it's never turned up stridently anywhere.
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« Reply #48 on: July 01, 2012, 06:17:48 AM »

Is it bad that this makes perfect sense to me?

No, I understood it too, altho my vagina disagrees with this assessment of it since it's never turned up stridently anywhere.

It doesn't attend feminist conferences?
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« Reply #49 on: July 02, 2012, 11:40:31 PM »

Am I just an old fart, or is this forum becoming obsessed with vaginas?  Just asking. Grin



I agree - our daily intercourse is being infected by vaginas. Is there any way of blocking them?

You want a pussy block?  I'd be afraid a thing like that would become permanent, like if you cock block someone so much that it discourages them.

This is becoming my favorite thread.  Wink
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« Reply #50 on: July 03, 2012, 06:48:21 AM »

Is it bad that this makes perfect sense to me?

No, I understood it too, altho my vagina disagrees with this assessment of it since it's never turned up stridently anywhere.

I'm considering putting this is my signature line.   
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« Reply #51 on: July 04, 2012, 11:33:21 AM »

Is it bad that this makes perfect sense to me?

No, I understood it too, altho my vagina disagrees with this assessment of it since it's never turned up stridently anywhere.

I'm considering putting this is my signature line.   

That'll teach those idiots in Lansing, MI.
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