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Re: Duke of Bullshit: "The" Donald
« Reply #1110 on: February 26, 2019, 06:40:48 PM »
Space Force ala Sinatra, with a classy hint of F-Bomb...
It's Fly Trump to the Moon!
(and on The FuMP)
https://thefump.com/music/song/fly-trump-to-the-moon

Thanks, joeactor. Good stuff! You coulda been a saloon singer.  ;)
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Re: Duke of Bullshit: "The" Donald
« Reply #1111 on: February 26, 2019, 08:08:24 PM »
Thanks, joeactor. Good stuff! You coulda been a saloon singer.  ;)

Gosh, thanks!

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Re: Duke of Bullshit: "The" Donald
« Reply #1112 on: February 26, 2019, 11:21:23 PM »
A bigger plane today, heading for Hanoi and a meetup with Rocketman.    In my mind, best he was on a trip  when he had used his executive privilege to demand: " Fly Me To The Moon". 

Any way, thanks Joe.

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Re: Duke of Bullshit: "The" Donald
« Reply #1113 on: May 08, 2019, 03:30:34 AM »
The latest crazy maneuver began like this: Obama makes deal with Iran so that the Iranians cut back on their nuke development.  In return we give them aback a previously impounded boatload of money that was theirs in the first place. We also reduce the impact of certain embargos.

The ayatollah and his minions are evidently behaving according to the deal.  Ahhh!  Condityional peace is good.

Individual one revokes the agreement and hassles the Iranians because of their alleged involvement in Syria or for whatever reason he pulles out of his ass.

Iranians say that if you ain't going to honor the original peaceful agreement, then you can go fuck yourself and we will do what we damned well please.

Individual one sends naval forces to the Persian Gulf to challenge the impertinent ayatollah and his minions. Thus escalating a difference of political and developmental posture into a military crisis.

Individual one is influenced by warrior man Bolton and threatens to involve us into yet another war, the fourth one in which we will be entangled.

Ho fucking Hum!  What next?

 





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Re: Duke of Bullshit: "The" Donald
« Reply #1114 on: May 08, 2019, 04:23:09 AM »
The latest crazy maneuver began like this: Obama makes deal with Iran so that the Iranians cut back on their nuke development.  In return we give them aback a previously impounded boatload of money that was theirs in the first place. We also reduce the impact of certain embargos.

The ayatollah and his minions are evidently behaving according to the deal.  Ahhh!  Condityional peace is good.

Individual one revokes the agreement and hassles the Iranians because of their alleged involvement in Syria or for whatever reason he pulles out of his ass.

Iranians say that if you ain't going to honor the original peaceful agreement, then you can go fuck yourself and we will do what we damned well please.

Individual one sends naval forces to the Persian Gulf to challenge the impertinent ayatollah and his minions. Thus escalating a difference of political and developmental posture into a military crisis.

Individual one is influenced by warrior man Bolton and threatens to involve us into yet another war, the fourth one in which we will be entangled.

Ho fucking Hum!  What next?
"Individual one" is reelected to fuck up serve the people another 4 years?  :notsure:

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Re: Duke of Bullshit: "The" Donald
« Reply #1115 on: May 08, 2019, 03:24:58 PM »
The latest crazy maneuver began like this: Obama makes deal with Iran so that the Iranians cut back on their nuke development.  In return we give them aback a previously impounded boatload of money that was theirs in the first place. We also reduce the impact of certain embargos.

The ayatollah and his minions are evidently behaving according to the deal.  Ahhh!  Condityional peace is good.

Individual one revokes the agreement and hassles the Iranians because of their alleged involvement in Syria or for whatever reason he pulles out of his ass.

Iranians say that if you ain't going to honor the original peaceful agreement, then you can go fuck yourself and we will do what we damned well please.

Individual one sends naval forces to the Persian Gulf to challenge the impertinent ayatollah and his minions. Thus escalating a difference of political and developmental posture into a military crisis.

Individual one is influenced by warrior man Bolton and threatens to involve us into yet another war, the fourth one in which we will be entangled.

Ho fucking Hum!  What next?
"Individual one" is reelected to fuck up serve the people another 4 years?  :notsure:
If we're not careful.

https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2019/05/07/us/politics/donald-trump-taxes.html

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The numbers show that in 1985, Mr. Trump reported losses of $46.1 million from his core businesses — largely casinos, hotels and retail space in apartment buildings. They continued to lose money every year, totaling $1.17 billion in losses for the decade.

Trump lost $1.2 billion in ten years. That is very impressive... at least it leave a fairly big impression. I really think he is the only one capable of doing it.

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Re: Duke of Bullshit: "The" Donald
« Reply #1116 on: May 08, 2019, 08:03:17 PM »
https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2019/05/07/us/politics/donald-trump-taxes.html

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The numbers show that in 1985, Mr. Trump reported losses of $46.1 million from his core businesses — largely casinos, hotels and retail space in apartment buildings. They continued to lose money every year, totaling $1.17 billion in losses for the decade.

Trump lost $1.2 billion in ten years. That is very impressive... at least it leave a fairly big impression. I really think he is the only one capable of doing it.

According to the Times, that makes him *literally* the biggest loser in the US-of-A.
And his base will not be affected.

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Re: Duke of Bullshit: "The" Donald
« Reply #1117 on: May 08, 2019, 10:33:16 PM »
Not that any of the GOP would admit it, but...
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Re: Duke of Bullshit: "The" Donald
« Reply #1118 on: May 09, 2019, 04:21:40 AM »
Not that any of the GOP would admit it, but...
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That's funny.
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